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    FAT-YPUS skis??

    Anyone out ther heard of this new ski?? Supposedly they are 180cm with something like a 170-140-155 shape. Just wondering if you guys have heard of these or have any contact info.
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    Google says they look like this:

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    I found out a little more info. if anyone is interested. They just got the first 10 pairs in stock for the end of this season and are selling them at $800. You can contact Dave Gelhaar @ (970) 453-1285 with any ??'s.
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    sick boards. saw em being skied at the basin, probably by dave. monster board. looks fun.
    scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.

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    link is: http://fat-ypus.com
    Made in Usabased in Beckenbridge (CO). 1, 80cm and 172-140-158 mm. Wood core ans 48 steel edges ABS sidewall. Double spats. "New lengths and new models will be available sometime this year" they said. Check the "Soft goods" link, cool pict!

    Sumo was not enough then fat-ypus came...

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    Volkl Sumo-esque... but they got beaten with one hell of an ugly stick!

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    I know these skis are sick, but has anyone actually skied them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman
    I know these skis are sick, but has anyone actually skied them?
    I skied them last year at alta for one run during the late march storm. Pretty big, i personally like 100-105 (squad) under foot so these where huge. Pretty limited use

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    I skied them last spring. I thought I would hate them, but actually thought they skied really well. Plenty stiff, even for my 2x6 loving ass. Turned well, plenty of snap. I didn't get a chance to totally open up on them because we were on a 1st gully/ alley misson at the basin, but I think they would hold up to some speed. Seemed like some bomb proof construction. I can get in touch with the two designers fairly easily if anyone has some more questions.
    "Is it necessary to disdain the affluent Escalade driver in the ski area parking lot just because he never threw caution to the wind and gave up work, meat, and let his hair grow in the surreal international sojourn of powder skiing and self-actualiztion?"

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    The Ogre has been around since last year and is $200 cheaper. 165-123-145

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    Both of those skis look .
    Salt, Sweat, Sugar on the asphalt

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    That ad looks awful. BTW I think this is spam and not an actual inquiry.

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    Are you trying to badmouth me?? I was just trying to get some info.

    And I think that ad looks aweswome. What kind of a person has a problem with scantly clad hot chicks and super fat skis???
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    BIG HUCK is a straight up guy - I bought some skis from him this season, and they weren't Fat-ypuses.

    Can't say I dig the Fat-ypus name though - when I see it, I don't think of a hottie playing Doctor, I just get unpleasant visions of an obese chick with a huge, hairy, well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG HUCK
    Are you trying to badmouth me?? I was just trying to get some info.

    And I think that ad looks aweswome. What kind of a person has a problem with scantly clad hot chicks and super fat skis???
    That chick isn't hot.

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    Yeah, look at the fucking labels on those skis too! Their name is "A-Lotta". Looks like a ski for powder 8 skiing kooks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate
    Can't say I dig the Fat-ypus name though ...[/IMG]
    You guys heard of a little Australian mammal called a platypus? Furry little river-dweller with a duck's bill and webbed feet, about 8" long. Like an Australian version of a beaver. I don't get the link to a ski though.

    I've gotta agree, that chick looks pretty skanky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby
    I've gotta agree, that chick looks pretty skanky.
    Yeah, looks like she'd let you siihb(stick it in her butt) without any problem,
    Old's Cool.

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    I was confused by the picture... which one was the fat-ypus, the one on the left or the righgt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby
    You guys heard of a little Australian mammal called a platypus? Furry little river-dweller with a duck's bill and webbed feet, about 8" long. Like an Australian version of a beaver.
    Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware...


    In fact, those guys shoulda named the skis Platypus, since they're kinda platypus shaped - instead, you get Fat-ypus and an image of a huge gaping stanky skank.

    ... and whazzup with A-lotta? That just makes me think of the character from Austin Powers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmsummit
    Yeah, looks like she'd let you siihb(stick it in her butt) without any problem,
    So that's not a problem,right.

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