Move to a less shitty neighborhood.
Eh...that's nothing. What about when your looped and certifiable neighbors light quarters sticks of dynamite in 55 gal drums for Fourth of July? And I swear one had to be a half stick. Crazed gun-toting nutjobs aren't only in Colorado
"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
Turns out a guy got shot in the head and died while sitting in a camp chair this weekend down at Pikes.
http://gazette.com/man-dies-after-be...rticle/1554995
WTF?
That's nothing. For the past 2 years straight little girls have gotten killed in the shittier parts of Atlanta (one in a church) from random, "celebratory" 4th of July gunfire. Apparently once you go south of I-20 they don't sell fireworks so everyone just shoots their guns into the night sky.
Sad.
I still call it The Jake.
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