Years of school and months of homework have left me feeling fat and out of shape for the upcoming biking season. Are there any alternatives to excersize and other activities that involve movement that I could try? Like something I could do while sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating cookies? Are steriods the answer? What happens if I take them and then don't excersize? Do my muscles still get bigger? I'm 4'11", 276 lbs and would like to slim down to the 200 range. My goal is to look like a shorter version of Jose Canseco by next Friday, Saturday at the latest.
I'm also loking four a speeling tutur.
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Thread: Are steroids for me?
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04-25-2005, 10:30 PM #1
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Are steroids for me?
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04-25-2005, 10:37 PM #2
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I don't know where you can get the clear, but plenty of cream available at www.hardcorejunky.com .
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04-26-2005, 10:15 AM #3
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really good article. 41 year old cyclist experiments with it all.
http://outside.away.com/outside/body...ug_test_1.html
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04-26-2005, 10:34 AM #4
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I read this one a while ago. Pretty scary what the right drugs can do to you. I like the part about how his eyesight got better and some old scars started to disappear because of the human growth hormone he was taking.
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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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04-26-2005, 02:23 PM #5
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I've got a book called How to Learn Spanish and Overgrease Your Hair you can borrow. Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
"I smell varmint puntang."
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04-26-2005, 09:01 PM #6
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I know Buster loves his Asteroids.
wait. what?
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05-01-2005, 11:28 PM #7
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I recommend the Area 51 alien gene technology system,It really worked for Rosie O'donnell.
Calmer than you dude
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05-02-2005, 04:52 PM #8
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How perfect is it that Rosie O'Donnel is playing a retard in her next movie?
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05-02-2005, 06:49 PM #9
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You mean "Riding the Bus With My Sister"? It was on last night. Fully 'tarded.
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