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    Whats the best way to make an ass of myself

    Last year:

    TO go with the making an ass of myself at prom tradition I have some choices
    The royal wolf is the classy one, kinda a classic, plus no fish can resist it and it might be the same with girls

    the humpy says "Lets hump"

    the egg sucking leach won;t show up on school computers because they think its porn

    the Alaska Mary Ann is the official fly of the alaska fly fishers and has jungle cock in it (thats expensive stuff)

    the grey ghost is just plain sexy

    the flash fly is flashy


    WWMD? Anybody got any other ideas?
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    Streak. Don't post pics. That is all.
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    Self-destructive behavior is rarely fortunate. So, how about you don't make an a$$ of yourself at all?
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    It's true. The high school dude often has a difficult choice- stay true to his own self, or get laid. Most high school girls aren't looking for individuality- not at all. If you're trying to make a statement about who you are, blah blah blah, then go ahead and wear the fly. If you're trying to get some pussy- this is your senior prom, right?- go with the ol' boutonierre. Some traditions were meant to be kept. If not getting laid is one you're really enjoying, then by all means wear the fly. If not, try and stack the deck in your favor as much as possible.

    It's not selling out or giving in if you actually think it's lame. It's super-extra subversive and ironical that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    It's true. The high school dude often has a difficult choice- stay true to his own self, or get laid. Most high school girls aren't looking for individuality- not at all. If you're trying to make a statement about who you are, blah blah blah, then go ahead and wear the fly. If you're trying to get some pussy- this is your senior prom, right?- go with the ol' boutonierre. Some traditions were meant to be kept. If not getting laid is one you're really enjoying, then by all means wear the fly. If not, try and stack the deck in your favor as much as possible.

    It's not selling out or giving in if you actually think it's lame. It's super-extra subversive and ironical that way.
    I'm zero for three, never not been rejected by a girl. getting laid isn't really an option at this point. And its 60 fucking degrees and the sun is down this is bullshit I hate spring
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    the grey ghost is just plain sexy
    This is why you are going to the prom alone.
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    the Alaska Mary Ann is the official fly of the alaska fly fishers and has jungle cock in it (thats expensive stuff)
    Maybe if you didn't waste all your money on Jungle Cock you could afford to pay for a date.

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    Blast from the past.
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    Streaking!!

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    Just open your mouth, Son.... just open your mouth.

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    GO to the dance and lay down in the middle of the dance Floor drunk as a skunk and wearing all camo. Take a nice nap and dont let anyone move you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duker
    GO to the dance and lay down in the middle of the dance Floor drunk as a skunk and wearing all camo. Take a nice nap and dont let anyone move you.
    your pants while you're at it. Maybe piss yourself too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duker
    GO to the dance and lay down in the middle of the dance Floor drunk as a skunk and wearing all camo. Take a nice nap and dont let anyone move you.
    POTD?



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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    the Alaska Mary Ann is the official fly of the alaska fly fishers and has jungle cock in it (thats expensive stuff)

    "Sorry we're having dinner at the Sizzler but I waste most of my money on my $200 a week jungle cock habit." -akpm on prom night
    -You can imagine where it goes from here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KarlHungus
    "Sorry we're having dinner at the Sizzler but I waste most of my money on my $200 a week jungle cock habit." -akpm on prom night
    Fack, I'm choking here!

    The Bjorn Super Prawn fallen from vogue this season? Seriously, if you want to impress the women you need to ditch the hunting and fishing angle. Women don't want to think of you up to your elbows in fish giblets and then feeling their boobies up. That is some repugnant shit.

    You ought to go in drag. In a roomful of chicks there's bound to be one kinky one who'll want a bit of that action.

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    tell her you want to milk her for roe.

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    The boy probably couldn't even get a dog to hump his leg

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