Two and a half pounds of nuts

[50kLeg]

Found a two and a half pound jug of cashews today in my ski pack while I was cleaning stuff out of it, JACKPOT!!!!! My fingers are starting to hurt and I'm getting really annoyed with the number of ones that I can't open.

[BigKuba]

Found a two and a half pound jug of nuts today in my ski pants while I was cleaning stuff out of em, JACKPOT!!!!!

huh-huh-huh-huh [/Butt-Head]

But seriously, contrats, man. That's some balls.

[Endlessseason]

Pliers. ...

[DINMS]

How the fuck do you lose two and a half pounds of nuts in your ski pack!

[Foggy_Goggles]

How the fuck do you lose two and a half pounds of nuts in your ski pack!

I always ski with my extra nuts. You never know when you are going to need them. If I put them in my pants, they get in the way.

[50kLeg]

How the fuck do you lose two and a half pounds of nuts in your ski pack!

LOL I threw a bunch of stuff in my ski pack when I was moving after I broke my leg and I didn't know what was in there and I was looking for some stuff today and I discovered them.

[wookalar]

wait a minute...you can buy nuts???

[Core Shot]

Found a two and a half pound jug of cashews today in my ski pack while I was cleaning stuff out of it, JACKPOT!!!!! My fingers are starting to hurt and I'm getting really annoyed with the number of ones that I can't open.

Y'know, that sounds like a Pistachio issue, to me.

Never had peel and eat cashews. ever. and I've eaten a lot of nuts in my life.

[iceman]

I've never even seen a cashew in its shell.

[skifishbum]

"Did whats his name get at you last night."

"Who?"

"Dees mother fuckin nuts".

Thanks I needed a tune in my head for todays tour.

DRE be the man.

[Viva]

So, what's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

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Beer Nuts cost $1.50 a bag, but you'll find deer nuts under a buck.

[Spicoli]

Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a wall? Walnuts
Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a chest? Chestnuts
Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a chin?














a blow job


[lowers head and exits, stage right]

[gonzo]

your day sounds about as productive as mine. i am drunk and in bed. my head hurts.

[Spicoli]

I just went into the back room and weighed my nuts on the freight scale

[50kLeg]

Y'know, that sounds like a Pistachio issue, to me.

Never had peel and eat cashews. ever. and I've eaten a lot of nuts in my life.

Good call, I though something was off, they are pistachios in a cashew labled container.

[Spicoli]

edit: and I've eaten a lot of nuts in my life.

How did this get missed?

[iceman]

Good call, I though something was off, they are pistachios in a cashew labled container.

Ummmm....you don't know the difference between cashews and pistachios? Pistachios are green, for god's sake.

[Steven S. Dallas]

How did this get missed?

Thank you for making me hate myself.

[trainnvain]

I am nuts. That is all.

[assgasorgrass]

Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a wall? Walnuts
Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a chest? Chestnuts
Whadda ya call 2 nuts on a chin?














a blow job


[lowers head and exits, stage right]

I like the punch line for this joke "a dick in your mouth" better, IMHO

[LAN]

Ahhh the joys of finding things in your backpack. Many years ago, while I was working as a lifeguard, I threw my lunch in my pack. I didn't end up eating the peach I had packed. I found it ten months later, once my room started to stink. Aside from the mold, it could've been a nice, peach lambic.

[Pinner]

Good call, I though something was off, they are pistachios in a cashew labled container.

I was eating something out of a jar labelled "caviar" the other day. Turns out it was peanut butter. But I still told everyone I had 10 oz of caviar and jelly on wheat bread for lunch.

[50kLeg]

Ummmm....you don't know the difference between cashews and pistachios? Pistachios are green, for god's sake.

Ya I know the difference but have you not seen that it says "Space Cadet" undmer my username