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  1. 04-20-2005, 04:28 PM #51
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    With guns too no less.
    McBob, Froz, Booze & guns?! This can't end well.
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  2. 04-20-2005, 04:47 PM #52
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    Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

    You're putting your pet's happiness ahead of it's safety ? Shame on you!!!


    (If I need an emoticon, I quit).

    Quote Originally Posted by monster dump.
    What if this applied to your kids. They couldn't; hunt, ski, ride motorcycles.

    Cats should be outdoors. So should dogs if you live in an area with enough open land. Our goldens used to run free in the Oakland hills. Confinement is for fish.
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    I guess I took that one hook line and sinker. Damn I'm getting rusty.
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    Hook line and sinker on a confined fish???

    That's not very sporting now, is it?
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    in fourth grade my best friend took his older sisters cat and tossed it through the basketball hoop and it didnt make it through the bottom and he pretty much hung and killed the cat...it was nuts i wathed the whoel thing happen
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    Weren't you the same person who killed the baby ducks or geese or something?
    No.
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    ahh shit!

    I wanted to be first to bring that up

    Points on their own sitting way up high
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    Quote Originally Posted by DINMS
    Weren't you the same person who killed the baby ducks or geese or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by MacDaddy
    ahh shit!

    I wanted to be first to bring that up
    Ahem...(from page 2)

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    And just remember that the cat is in kitty heaven, joyfully hunting the ducklings you were kind enough to provide for its entertainment.
    In addition, we've determined that...

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    He will be decending to the level of hell where you are required to get drunk and shave your nuts with hair clippers...
    Just wanted to bring you guys up to speed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powderhound16
    in fourth grade my best friend took his older sisters cat and tossed it through the basketball hoop and it didnt make it through the bottom and he pretty much hung and killed the cat...it was nuts i wathed the whoel thing happen
    Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.
    Not if God's a dog.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    I don't think that god licks his own ass.
    No.
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    Yes, but does he lick his own ssa?
    Living vicariously through myself.
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    very well written account of a very unfortunate event. Go get a puppy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Not if God's a dog.
    Or a rodent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DINMS
    I don't think that god licks his own ass.
    SHIT! Now I have to clean the Dr. Pepper from my keyboard. Asshole.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DINMS
    I don't think that god licks his own ass.
    He has the Bush administration do it for him.

    Sorry, Froz. That sucks,
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    Just realized...DINMS is back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.

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    damn sprite i was just telling a story....i didnt say i liked it or anything...no hard feelings!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DINMS
    I don't think that god licks his own ass.
    but therin lies the question?
    Can God lick his own ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    but therin lies the question?
    Can God lick his own ass?
    Of course he can, he's god for chissakes! But I don't think he actually would lick his own ass. The real question is, could Jesus make a burrito soooo hot that he himself could not eat it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    Of course he can, he's god for chissakes! But I don't think he actually would lick his own ass. The real question is, could Jesus make a burrito soooo hot that he himself could not eat it?
    Hmmmm...

    Well he is part man...or was...or...damn...I'm so confused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powderhound16
    damn sprite i was just telling a story....i didnt say i liked it or anything...no hard feelings!
    None taken! But even if there were hard feelings...it would have been well worth it simply to hear someone ponder whether or not God licks his own ass!


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    Froz,

    I'll see you in hell. I ran over a pregnant Robin this morning.

    You bring the booze, I'll bring the sunscreen.









    I'm lying, but I'll probably still see you in hell.
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