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Thread: I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

  1. #8026
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    Is it a thermal carafe? I bought a Black and Decker thermal carafe one a few months ago, this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LU2I3V0 It keeps the coffee hot for a few hours.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    If you still have the Cuisinart just put it on an external timer.

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    If simple solutions worked in situations like the ones in this thread, the thread wouldn’t exist, and I wouldn’t have laughed as much.

    It’s not about the nail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    It’s not about the nail.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Is it a thermal carafe? I bought a Black and Decker thermal carafe one a few months ago, this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LU2I3V0 It keeps the coffee hot for a few hours.
    Yeah, we are exchanging it for one of those apparently.
    I'm still suspicious that it will be as good as the old one but apparently, ever since we got it for our wedding 15 years ago, it has been the wrong color, but I never knew it...

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    I also have a Cuisinart grind and brew and can say that the as far as keeping coffee warm, the Black and Decker seems to do the job just as well.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Yeah, we are exchanging it for one of those apparently.
    I'm still suspicious that it will be as good as the old one but apparently, ever since we got it for our wedding 15 years ago, it has been the wrong color, but I never knew it...
    You monster!
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    If simple solutions worked in situations like the ones in this thread, the thread wouldn’t exist, and I wouldn’t have laughed as much.

    It’s not about the nail.
    Exactly. So many of the stories are stuff we’ve heard before and it’s still hilarious.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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