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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Lol

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    Heard the wife scream and ask me to come into the living room. "There's a dead mouse behind the couch!!" As I go through "How the fuck did a mouse get in our house? It is sealed up pretty good, but maybe I should go get some traps, maybe it is a ground squirrel from outside? Shit! those things carry the plague. ".etc.... Turns out it was a leaf off one of our plants. I swear this lady has a doctorate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    My wife was somehow born with the inability to understand basic concepts behind regulating temps in a home

    I have to undertake an emergency air flow and heat/AC exercise when I get home from work way too often to make it comfortable after AC hasn't been touched all day when it warmed up 35 degrees.
    Came home tonight after traveling for 36 hrs. It warmed up 15 degrees since I left...AC hadn't been touched

    It's a FUCKING SAUNA in here
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Came home tonight after traveling for 36 hrs. It warmed up 15 degrees since I left...AC hadn't been touched It's a FUCKING SAUNA in here
    Do you not have these things called thermostats where you live? Why does anyone have to "touch" the AC when you can just set a thermostat that turns it on automatically?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Look honey, I’ve got us this new cool looking, (smart), thermostat!
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    <p>
    Some of us poors have mini splits and/or window rattlers, so temp control requires more effort than just setting a thermometer</p>

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    I am about to get me some of that Midea recall money. &nbsp;It will make life a little simpler if I go get an LG window rattler. &nbsp;Will miss that Midea though, because when it was quiet, it was really quiet.</p>

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    I love my wife but JHC.

    I used the >upstairs broom< too sweep up some stuff in our basement. Now it-s ruined for use in the upstairs, so I am going out to home depot to buy a new broom.

    The old broom is now a >basement broom.<

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    Ha. I am familiar with the floor specific brooms and have made similarly egregious errors.

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    My wife has been watching copious amounts of hgtv. So i knew this was coming. Now she wants a $50k remodel and cries when I disagree and think we should scale it down a bit. Ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    My wife has been watching copious amounts of hgtv. So i knew this was coming. Now she wants a $50k remodel and cries when I disagree and think we should scale it down a bit. Ugh
    I can think of a few things you can suggest to her regarding how to pay for it. Let me make some popcorn first.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    <p>
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    whats the pro move to make the post readable

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    first step, no apostrophy-s.

    I don't know what <p>. Is about.

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    I was not able to talk my wife out of the full kitchen and bathroom remodel, it just wrapped up a week or so ago. And then we promptly moved.

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    if there were a most pointless food award i think iceberg would win i dont need to eat any of it ever again and i like lettuce

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    It's in the entertainment category. A blue cheese wedge with the right foods can be the bomb. Natural crunch instead of cracker crunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    first step, no apostrophy-s. I don&#39;t know what <p>
    . Is about.
    <p> is a paragraph tag in html...

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    I store my e-bike in the dining room during winter so i donot think there is a remodel for that ?
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    Carbon wheels could sprice the decor up a knotch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    My wife has been watching copious amounts of hgtv. So i knew this was coming. Now she wants a $50k remodel and cries when I disagree and think we should scale it down a bit. Ugh
    I swear. HGTV has single-handedly been responsible for more marital tension than executives having publicly exposed affairs at Coldplay concerts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    whats the pro move to make the post readable
    Post in the quick reply box at the bottom of the page, not in the "reply with quote" link. If you need to quote someone, right click on the "reply with quote" to open their quoted stuff in a new tab, copy the quoted stuff, come back to the original page and paste that into the quick reply box at the bottom and post whatever reply you want.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Post in the quick reply box at the bottom of the page, not in the &quot;reply with quote&quot; link. If you need to quote someone, right click on the &quot;reply with quote&quot; to open their quoted stuff in a new tab, copy the quoted stuff, come back to the original page and paste that into the quick reply box at the bottom and post whatever reply you want.
    testing, it wroks thanx for that , I wondered why we were getting that box with 2 options
    Last edited by XXX-er; 07-21-2025 at 10:41 AM.
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