Skiing Related Boat Names

[A-wreck]

I do not understand the economical principles behind a sailing vessel. Please explain to me how a boat that doesn't have any engines is cheaper. Is it the gas? Or is wind just cheaper? Can I power my power boat with wind? How does wind make it go? If PNWBrit would be so kind as to explain his infinite boating wisdom to me It would be much appreciated. Also Brit: I haven't forgotten that you want to beat me up and, just to let you know, I'm still very, very frightened.

[biggins]

My buddy has a small third world country under his control. He loves skiing (his winter palace is in Gstaad) and wants to name this SE Asian country something to remind him of the stoke. I was thinking:

big dump
nuking
fuck the poor

Which is the most tasteful? And rad?

[Steven S. Dallas]

The Flying Wasp.

[skifishbum]

make sure to spill your drink on their thousand dollar blazer.

Go for the bong water it smells worse and you can never change the water to often

[Foggy_Goggles]

Go for the bong water it smells worse and you can never change the water to often

At my Dad told me in the 7th grade, joints only on sailboat. If the Coasties show, you don't want any evidence.

[A-wreck]

Sailing big boats in strong winds so far exceeds the rush that any powerboat can give.

Please explain to me how going 25mph in your ascot and sportcoat is a bigger rush than doing 90mph with you hand up a strippers ass. Because if sailing is cooler than what I desribed then, I'm just going to have to eat acid and go 90mph with my hand up a strippers ass. NO WAY sailing could top that.

[mr_gyptian]

Please explain to me how going 25mph in your ascot and sportcoat is a bigger rush than doing 90mph with you hand up a strippers ass. Because if sailing is cooler than what I desribed then, I'm just going to have to eat acid and go 90mph with my hand up a strippers ass. NO WAY sailing could top that.

[/stiffler]

[phUnk]

Please explain to me how going 25mph in your ascot and sportcoat is a bigger rush than doing 90mph with you hand up a strippers ass. Because if sailing is cooler than what I desribed then, I'm just going to have to eat acid and go 90mph with my hand up a strippers ass. NO WAY sailing could top that.

I'm eating acid whild going 90 mph with my hand up a stripper's ass right now, and let me tell you it is pretty fun.

[skifishbum]

At my Dad told me in the 7th grade, joints only on sailboat. If the Coasties show, you don't want any evidence.

So right you are almost got busted on the Green River by Utard DNR. Luckily had a pouch of roll your ownies and was able to lie my way out of it. Fuckers with binos and to think my tax dollar goes to support this shit.

[Foggy_Goggles]

So right you are almost got busted on the Green River by Utard DNR. Luckily had a pouch of roll your ownies and was able to lie my way out of it. Fuckers with binos and to think my tax dollar goes to support this shit.

Dam Green (A section especially) is Federales central. I drove over the dam last summer on my my back from a 3day bender in Jackson in my buddies ax murder van. Those dude were on us like stink on shit. Lucking I held in together because if they'd have searched the van, I might not be typing this.

[skifishbum]

You got it Pretty much only float the A if I'm guiding. The B or C is where its at.

[Steven S. Dallas]

go 90mph with my hand up a strippers ass.

Dude, be careful. It'll go though the top of her head at that speed, and then you'll get blood all over your ascot.

[mushmouth]

I think it it pretty obvious what the name should be...

BLOWER

[Helicrackjnky]

Deep Powder

[Lane Meyer]

s/v Face Shot
s/v Deep Blower
s/v Bottomless Pow
s/v Straightline
s/v Powpowpow!

[excess]

Frankly from a lifetime of living on the water, I've found that most puker yachtie-fucks driving sailboats are no less drunken yahoos than the puker yachtie-fucks driving powerboats, they just like to dress in more expensive clothes.

What's wrong with being a drunken yahoo?

[shmerham]

I don't care too much for burning so much fossil fuel, but man I like powerboats. [/redneck] You can't beat the "oh shit" moments you get when you're going full throttle and a couple big swells creep up into your path. It's like cranking a huge gs turn when all of a sudden a huge roller or dropoff or gaper sneaks up on you.

Also, the sound of sails flapping is cool, but I kinda like the sound of a big-block engine or even a v6 outboard engine. [/redneck]

[Buster Highmen]

Jib Monkey

[biggins]

Dude, be careful. It'll go though the top of her head at that speed, and then you'll get blood all over your ascot.

"Ooh Maai Gooodness... Another hooker down. I Sweeaaaah, I go through these things like toilet paper.

Boy, swab the remains off the deck and release another whore from the hold..."

For the boat: how about

Warren Miller or
The Yellowstone Club

[wahama88]

HUCK IT!!

[hop]

S/V White Powder
Perfect for the Caribbean!

[TheDingleberry]

First Tracks
Drop In
Face Shot
Daffy
Spead Eagle
Iron Cross
Inverted

[jimmy page]

It's easy to grin.
When your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile,
when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.