Anyone else just write a check while swearing at the top of your lungs?

**Buzzworthy** · 04-13-2005, 05:18 PM

Friendly reminder, it is the 13th today. I can see them bastards rubbing their hands together, "Yep, we sure screwed em good this year".

Gotta pay the man, but be damned if he gets penalty money too!

Edit: Sorry, NSR.

**non grata** · 04-13-2005, 05:21 PM

sigh guess it's gotta go out priority tomorrow.

btw e-filing sucks just as much as filling out paper returns and involves almost as much paperwork...

**Nate Dogg** · 04-13-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Friendly reminder, it is the 13th today. I can see them bastards rubbing their hands together, "Yep, we sure screwed em good this year".

Gotta pay the man, but be damned if he gets penalty money too!

Edit: Sorry, NSR.

I collected a refund at the beginning of last month I believe it was, does that count

But then again, I am still in college.

**mr_gyptian** · 04-13-2005, 05:36 PM

I'll be direct debiting at the top of my lungs on Friday.

**Lurch** · 04-13-2005, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Nate Dogg

I collected a refund at the beginning of last month I believe it was, does that count

But then again, I am still in college.

Way to go on collecting your 0% interest loan to Goberment!

**Buzzworthy** · 04-13-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by non grata

sigh guess it's gotta go out priority tomorrow.

btw e-filing sucks just as much as filling out paper returns and involves almost as much paperwork...

Just needs to be postmarked by the end of the day on the 15th. No need to spend $ on Priority. (not saying what to do, simple FYI)

Mine is going snail mail in the am. Ouch.

**Lurch** · 04-13-2005, 05:42 PM

It's sickening when you look at all the tax you give at the cash register and in your pay check each year. It's proff government is way to big, I used to think Republicans would try to get it under control if they were in power. Boy was I wrong.

**TheDingleberry** · 04-13-2005, 05:47 PM

Exemptions: 1- Me.

Refund Check cashed in Feb.

Suckit.

**Buzzworthy** · 04-13-2005, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by non grata

sigh guess it's gotta go out priority tomorrow.

btw e-filing sucks just as much as filling out paper returns and involves almost as much paperwork...

Just needs to be postmarked by the end of the day on the 15th. No need to spend $ on Priority. (not saying what to do, simple FYI)

Mine is going snail mail in the am. Ouch.

Nate, for future reference, IF getting a refund, do it as soon as your W2(s) and other forms are in your hands, employers MUST have those postmarked by January 31, in the mail to you. Do taxes immediately, get your money so they are not getting YOUR interest that you can be getting.

If you have to pay, well, wait till the last few days or what you feel comfortable with so the Booberment does not make interest off your money there either.

I'm still learning too, every year something is different.

I feel for UTDave right now, he is prolly putting in some realllly long hours.

**Blurred** · 04-13-2005, 05:48 PM

I think it's completely retarded to get taxed out of your paycheck, then pay sales tax, and then income tax.....bastards.

**acostiga** · 04-13-2005, 05:52 PM

good for me = having a tax accountant brother

bad for brother = 12 hour days, 7 days a week

happy hour on friday is prolly gonna be really destructive.

**Twoplanker** · 04-13-2005, 06:10 PM

Just wrote that massive check myself. I knew it was coming because up until this past summer I was an independent contractor, no taxes withheld.

**Superstar Punani** · 04-13-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Friendly reminder, it is the 13th today. I can see them bastards rubbing their hands together, "Yep, we sure screwed em good this year".

Gotta pay the man, but be damned if he gets penalty money too!

Edit: Sorry, NSR.

"Dear Punani

Your 2004 Federal Individual Tax Return will be electronically filed with the IRS. No tax is payable with the filing of this return. The refund of 346.36 lap dances will be directly deposited at Scores.

Your 2004 California Individual Income Tax return will be electronically filed with the FTB. The refund of a plane ticket to Australia, a quiver of 4 Al Merrick boards and 4 lap dances will be directly deposited into your account.

Sincerely,

Pimp-ass Tax Accountant, CPA"

**schuss** · 04-13-2005, 06:34 PM

I'm getting all my moolah back. Of course, I also made crap last year due to 6+ months of being unemployed. 20 Lap dances here I come!

**watersnowdirt** · 04-13-2005, 06:37 PM

fack fack fack fack.

I just got an email from my accountant. I'm so royally screwed it's not even funny. I pay my quarterly taxes religiously, but since I made more last year and didn't account for that, i'm getting hosed now.

Ouch.

At least if I could choose where that money went, I wouldn't feel so bad.

**Buzzworthy** · 04-13-2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Gotta watch that independent contractor shit - If you dont file quarterly estimated taxes you will get bent over and penalized.

My dad just told me that, he paid this year and next quarter too. I said, what????

He said he'll be damned to pay penalties too.

2P, that had to suck bad! Still have gas money for Sat? Looking foward to seeing you guys

**DaveTV** · 04-13-2005, 06:42 PM

C'mon now, think of all the good you tax $$ is bringing - SOMEONE has to fork over dough to build the bridges and power plants in Iraq..Why not you and your family?

**DJSapp** · 04-13-2005, 07:00 PM

What's really funny, I just got my W-2 late (lost in the mail, legit) from a little job I had just before I moved. Punched it through the 1040, and ended up paying more money than I made at that job. I.E. I made 3.5 lapdances at the jobby job, and then the IRS took 3.7 lapdances after I added it in since that 3.5 lapdances pushed me into a higher bracket. That job ended up costing me -0.2 lapdances. I paid the government to work. Fukkers

**p-tex** · 04-13-2005, 07:01 PM

FAK - FAK - FAK

Just finished with mine and saw this thread - perfect time to rant!!! Bent over, no lube!

Single, renter, standard deduction, reasonably good income = PAY THE MAN!

I'm paying about 20% more than most folks in my income bracket acording to Tubor Tax. Fuck - gotta buy a house, don't want to grow up and buy house, must resist responsibility, noooooooo I'm only 32, c-c-c-c-can't seem to break urge to grow up -aaaahhhhhhhhh

**Trackhead** · 04-13-2005, 07:02 PM

They got a $1000 of my hard earned Benjamins.

Can we count our donation to AK Pogue as a charity on our 2005 taxes?

**Nate Dogg** · 04-13-2005, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Lurch

Way to go on collecting your 0% interest loan to Goberment!

Sure as hell beats sending them more, like most others will be doing

**skibe** · 04-13-2005, 08:06 PM

married own a home and 2 kids with a wife Im putting through school= skibe likes the return every year.

ps. quit bitchin people as it's the american way!

**Woodsy** · 04-13-2005, 08:30 PM

wtf!?!

own a home, contribute to the IRA, usually get $$ back from both.
this year i get a grand back from Unka Sam, but I owe UT 2 grand?!?
what the hell?
fuck it.
Carson City here I come.
any body know any hotels int he area that are hiring.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Woodsy** · 04-13-2005, 08:35 PM

thats $3 for every inch of snow this year.
I have a powder problem, but did not realize the true cost.
mother fukker.
heh
0's matter.
life is good.
carry on......
nothin to se here.............

**focus** · 04-13-2005, 08:57 PM

girlfriend fucked up my taxes. efiled. got 1g back in feb -- then i caught the error. have another 1g coming in a coupla weeks.

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