BERNHARD FRANZ of LAMB EXPEDITIONS 2005 FREERIDE SPEED EXPEDITION FOR GOD AND AI OVER

**El Chupacabra** · 05-01-2005, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

OVER 9000 ! Great ! I hope most have an interest in AI !

More pics later ...

This thread has 414 replies, and not one pic of AI. Damn, 0Bernhard, you have no clue.

Here, I'll help:

**SquawMan** · 05-01-2005, 08:03 AM

freaky resemblance

**Steezus Christ** · 05-01-2005, 08:18 AM

Skifishbum, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nice post man. I remember the season I worked at Alta, a bunch of lifties were having a compitition to see who could beat off in every lift shack Alta had. A few people actually claimed to have finished that challenge. And I drove that Sprite in the Holy Land picture so that is why I fucking rule everything including A.I!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you A.I. -Hal 9000

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 09:58 AM

...

ye su thing har cor tettttetttctives while I REALLY run under Officer of the Los Angeles Police Department - maybe we hire you someday ( now I was making a joke )

now not all long haired guys are "faggots and haggots" - nice try
actually AS SAID my beard is not a teard or something but I got ACL and can´t stand just walk , bike, ski or so but not stand so I can´t shave
...usually if I get attacked you find out a criminal motivation sooner or later behind it ...

... funnily today actually I wrote a letter to my friend Dan Mazur ( now in dalai lama voice ) nooouuuu woootsch ! : protest have erupted in nepal appealing to the gouvernment to change to more modern standards ...

photos maybe tomorrow ...

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

This thread has 414 replies, and not one pic of AI. Damn, 0Bernhard, you have no clue.

Here, I'll help:

yo kid, so cool, just when I came into McDonalds in Hollywood noone but Magic Johnson sat there - and just because he knew I was going there so, who knows who got the clue, doo´ !

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 10:13 AM

cali ,the south and now the midwest if guess right what a difference if you go right ! ye guys probably still have fire on your hands from burning the latest Jews ands long haired people ... i feel reminded of the resurgence of the NSDAP in just one little village in the alps where they have only cows and cowfarmers and not one foreigner... this thing exist even in the US seemingly. Normally you would have to go to LA to be spotted from afar ... and there is is pretty intelectualised again. but IN technology makes it possible to bring the most backwardish places to the attention of the public ...

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 10:16 AM

HACE gets everyone ... got to do some stuff ...

**Core Shot** · 05-01-2005, 11:39 AM

**SquawMan** · 05-01-2005, 11:44 AM

Bernhard......this looks just like you

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 12:41 PM

Squaw man of the Bay Area, again I informed police and am trying to get you institutionalised.As I said by ARAL next to a filling station and next day the ARAL chain got bought up by British Petroleum for 2 bio dollars and did many other things like that you will probably regret you went too far once you feel the consequences of your actions.
Some other posts I find really cool.
I searched my photos and found pictures from the rockies and my childhood.I will post them on Funtigo or so and here and first scan them in so it takes some time.Also links to films, this is quite complicated.
Anyone normal , don´t feel disturbed, these forums are as all access as a public football court.
Hope will will create some change in Nepal.

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 12:48 PM

I don´t know the circumstance but some more literate people understand more about the movement of 68 than that people back then were sort of crazy, dirty, illegal and insane and should be put away.This attitude is from 1840 Prussia and 1933 Führerbunker.It is impressive America has such low quality labor they hunt bearded people.I will publish a baby foto wich is hair free.I just have a beard for orthopedic reasons as I can´t shave as said temporarily but I have to say I cannot believe this angst attitude of hippies, peopel with beards and people with long hair.When I lived in LA 70 of males had long hair.So I am not the one funny in the billion but maybe the one still normal looking.And then they have enclaves.

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 12:55 PM

Hi,

tell me what is that Mosaic ? Is that historical ?

Thanks.

BF

**skifishbum** · 05-01-2005, 04:09 PM

Burnman Do you know what time it is?

This is in the lift shack @ Alta its in the holy land. Its always 4:20 there. So you have long freak hair enough. DO YOU GET HIGH?

Today we went back to the holy land. We went to visit a Ho named Patsey Marley.Have to smoke then mow grass and maybe I can post more.

Here is some Homo liftie stoke for you and your legions of young fans. Please don't turn me into Pope McEggs Benidict.

If you were to answer any of my questions that would be cool.
This was suposed to be your 420th reply Thanks for fuckin up the masterplan
Whats the score now anyway

**Core Shot** · 05-01-2005, 05:02 PM

**Core Shot** · 05-01-2005, 05:25 PM

If you can find one of these guns, you should use it.

Is this a picture of you??
I really think so.
Are you sure this isnt you??

You said you have a bike.
Was this you on your bike??

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-01-2005, 11:59 PM

Cool pics, but out of context !

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-02-2005, 12:01 AM

"hehe Heardcore, heard uf thet bifooorre !!"

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-02-2005, 03:57 AM

429 and 9049 again a 49 pair and I was 49 cm at birth like the darkening at my birthday ... but this goes on I had miillions of these miracles ...

**skifishbum** · 05-02-2005, 06:25 AM

Burnhard, Burnhard, Burnhard,
What the fuck are you doing? Another lame post 3 of them to be exact.
I fell asleep last night and missed Deadwood. Do you get HBO in Deizelhiedenburg? Deadwood is cool. They use the phrase "Cocksucker" in so many interesting contexts. It's sure to win some kind of Grammy for this.
You my friend are a cocksucker. A stokeless babbling cocksucker at that.

I was going to post more on my pilgramage to the Holy Land, a TR on our visit to the Whore Patsey Marley. She was also a Cocksucker. My wife went w/. I have decided that my wife is way to worthy for your lame ass expo thread. Your loss bitch. You should get a wife, but fist you should get a life.
Wifes are cool the ones that Slobbin zee Nobbin for you are even cooler.

Dude why wont you ever answer any of my questions?
I am going to prpare a grand birthday post for you, it is aproaching soon no?
How will I know what to post for you if you wont help?

I got to know WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE COCKSUCKING DOGS TRYING TO TELL ME??

Fuck now the cocksucking interweb is scoring on me and I cant insert images Burnhard I am afraid I am gonna have to flame on your clueless cocksuckin Rad ass. When I was stationed in Aschafenburg, a beautiful town no, we called Germans rads short for comrad I thought any insight into the orgin of this? I am going to fire up the bong and when I return the interweb demons that are harshing my mellow will be gone. That or its time for big bad cocksuckin blue interweb fixer. Do you have a hammer Her Burnhard? You should post his pic but not in this thread. Hammers have there own special thread. Find it and read it bitch.

So no stoke for you cocksucker. I think I will prepare a post on how shitty Volant skis are. except Spatulas I dont want any mags goin spatulalue on me. I have never rode them so I can't say much about them. I've seen some dudes rip it up on them, a lot of people ski them and their skills are not worthy. So how can I cunt up your glorious thread today?
Input helps COCKSUCKER.

**berko** · 05-02-2005, 06:29 AM

Then, during the third rectification, Gozar came in the form of a giant Sleur.

Many a sub and zool were roasted in the depths of the Sleur that day, I'll tell you.

**Core Shot** · 05-02-2005, 06:48 AM

Bernhard, this is a picture of you.
I really think so.
I am positive this is you!!!

**0BernhardFranz** · 05-02-2005, 06:55 AM

I told Fremont I think police department about you psychos - hope they lock you up forever !

If you ever like to do a trip that will make you loose your balls and you are a climber and know how to climb in a rope team savely with hooks, try the mountain ridge next to Mt. Glass! This thinkis moss covered grabite I think that is strictly vertical for 20 km or so and drops 500 to 1000 y on both sides at many places the bottom might be 50 y acrosss - this wall is so step - if you bought the ridge only probably 10 sqm og it would be enough for 20 km.

**skifishbum** · 05-02-2005, 07:26 AM

Guess what cocksucker
You are the other team
Quick history lesson Germany 0 USA 2

My true hope is there is a Mag out there far from his freinds, family, and home veiwing this. He or she is protecting America and continuing to keep us great. Thanks

YOU ROCK

Burnhard YOU SUCK, COCKS THAT WOULD BE

Climbing is cool I wish I had more skills, but unless your climbing a mountain and giving us a TR save your babble for a climbing forum were people care.
I need to post my ho tr I like to read tr's its cool to see what others are doing with their time.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

cocksucker

**Steezus Christ** · 05-02-2005, 07:28 AM

Red X people. For a quickie go to http://www.contentvulture.com/ and make sure your picture is <120kb and you can quickly upload it for free and without registering.

See, it totally works!

**Core Shot** · 05-02-2005, 08:25 AM

that's the ticket, mates!!

CUNTING is the key!

Ordinarily, cunting is highly frowned upon, but in this case it makes the berhardisms less readable and more likely to go away entirely.

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