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Thread: Good Summer Humor (Carnage Video)

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    Good Summer Humor (Carnage Video)

    I can related the "cracking the whip" while tubing and the 'footing wrecks (stupid sport!).

    http://www.nearlygood.com/video/waterwipeouts.html

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    that was great. some carnage is always a good thing.
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    wow, more crap on here, but some gems. Like "u think you got fooseball game?"
    http://www.nearlygood.com/video/foosballchamp.html

    and this very disturbing "bikini girls dancing with meat" semi NSFW
    http://www.nearlygood.com/video/supermeat.html
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Ha, nice wipeouts. Reminds me of the carnage on Lake St. Clair during the summer.

    When I was a wee lad, my buddy Mike and I were both getting towed behind a ski boat in tubes with my pops at the helm. Being 15, we thought it would be fun to try and toss one another off the tube at 25 mph.

    Dad had other ideas. Mike was in the middle of the wake and I was outside of the wake on tuber's left. He gave 'er a bit of octane coming out of a U-turn and the lines snapped taught.

    I look at Mike and give him a middle finger. "I'm gonna nail him and try to auger his foot in so he pops off the tube."

    Not so. Dad, still mashing on the throttle straightened up and I popped off the wake, completely ballistic. I suddenly realized no good was gonna come of me being in the air, so instinctively I try to grab Mike's lifejacket to peel him off with me.

    Instead, the right side of my tube plows into his head & shoulder, knocking him off and flipping me.

    I can still see the look on his face as we're both ass over handlebars airborne and tubeless for a split second before we both skipped off the water.

    Good times, good times.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    OK, that foosball move at the end is insane. Unstoppable, IMHO.

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    Wow, and I thought my friend karl played foosball to much!
    "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow"

    Moment skis

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    Quote Originally Posted by kush1
    Wow, and I thought my friend karl played foosball to much!
    prolly frustration for his unrequited love for lenny

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    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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