'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Magicsnowboard]

during control work how does patrol know if a touron is clear of slide path?

Magic.

[buttahflake]

It was awesome. Good vibes always win when you're with good people, man.

speaking of, Eric and Tucker, want to buy you some beverages for the ski loan, they had a blast yesterday, and were stoked that you did that.

[Timberridge]

during control work how does patrol know if a touron is clear of slide path?

Always skin with bacon in your pocket so the dogs can find you.

[BigDaddy]

well G, your half way there take a lap and tell em about Alpy.

Alpy rocks. Would love to come back. Magic's western sister.

[NoPostholio]

Alpy rocks. Would love to come back. Magic's western sister.

They give you toke n there as well for skinning to top.

[NoPostholio]

Alpental is like hot stepmom - if you go for a visit there is potential for trouble and consequences. Only the varsity team scrimmages there I hear.

[biggins]

Alpy rocks. Would love to come back. Magic's western sister.

That's a cool analogy. Gnar ratio is off, but otherwise kind of wierdly similar.

[garyfromterrace]

well G, your half way there take a lap and tell em about Alpy.

Guaranteed Bobby, but I think Big Daddy's probably sung your praises already out there

you cats will love Gary, he's as good as canuckistan makes em!

High praise mate! Gotta say the feeling's mutual.

I'm sure but what's that equal American?

hmmm, cross between John Belushi, Hunter S, Jimmy Connors, Ansel Adams, Twain, Bill Johnson and Kurt Vonnegut.
Yeah, I think that about sums me up.


haha, yeah I fucking wish...

Speaking of Canada...

Friday Night Mostly cloudy, with a low around -9.
Saturday Night Mostly cloudy, with a low around -8.
Sunday Night Partly cloudy, with a around -11.
That's °F, Gary. Dress warm.

Shit oh dear - are you serious!!! Fuck it, I'm staying in Canada where it's WARM!!

There you have it. The best uphill ski policy in the universe just got better.

Oh, I'm not bringing that shit. Figure I won't have time for walkies, unless there's some boot packie/traversie things. Hope that's OK.

Always skin with bacon in your pocket so the dogs can find you.

I was planning on bringing my bacon though...

Alpy rocks. Would love to come back. Magic's western sister.

I'm very excited about this prospect!

Alpental is like hot stepmom - if you go for a visit there is potential for trouble and consequences. Only the varsity team scrimmages there I hear.

True that man. I love that place and those people.

That's a cool analogy. Gnar ratio is off, but otherwise kind of wierdly similar.

Say again, stoked stoked.

[ex-powderbroker]

What day are you going to be there, Gary? I might be roadtripping some hills with the GF, haven't decided where yet. Maybe Hickory then Magic.

[garyfromterrace]

What day are you going to be there, Gary? I might be roadtripping some hills with the GF, haven't decided where yet. Maybe Hickory then Magic.

Shit buddy, that would be brilliant! I'll be there just for one day and night. Feb 14. You say the GF's coming, might be romantic as hell!
Love to ski with you, and resume drinking with you. Still regale all who will listen about your bar to bar Brooklyn bike guiding!

[DoWork]

speaking of, Eric and Tucker, want to buy you some beverages for the ski loan, they had a blast yesterday, and were stoked that you did that.

I'm just glad they had fun and I was able to "fix the flat" as they say. Good dudes and total rippers for sure, stoked to see them leave their inaugural Magic trip happy and exhausted- as it should be!

Never seen an STH14 heel explode into little pieces before though haha. That was pretty impressive! Those dudes are alright with me!!

[RustyGroomer]

hmmm, cross between John Belushi, Hunter S, Jimmy Connors, Ansel Adams, Twain, Bill Johnson and Kurt Vonnegut.
Yeah, I think that about sums me up.


haha, yeah I fucking wish...

Shit oh dear - are you serious!!! Fuck it, I'm staying in Canada where it's WARM!!


Oh, I'm not bringing that shit. Figure I won't have time for walkies, unless there's some boot packie/traversie things. Hope that's OK.


I was planning on bringing my bacon though...


I'm very excited about this prospect!


True that man. I love that place and those people.


Say again, stoked stoked.

You may never leave...

Not only does Magic Have the best uphill policy in the universe Gary, we also have a beautiful chair to ride up. We'll be riding it. Got a nice slab of bacon too. Was 5 lbs now dwindling. This shits American.

[BigDaddy]

Alpental has many kin but no masters. Our door is always open.

FA thx, I will definitely be back. I should have said, but meant to imply, Magic's big sister... (who maybe developed faster and bigger than her siblings?)

And Biggins is right about the gnar ratio... varsity team only. Very beautiful, too. Only downfall, it's just too long a drive from Boston!

[MMP]

We're expecting company. I may change the duct tape on my clothes.

[RustyGroomer]

About the make your day Gary. My place is directly across from MMP'z. Lucky mornings you may get a glimpse of him. Stretching, putting knee pads on.......folding tapestriez & shit.

[MMP]

Not one word of that is a joke

[DoWork]

Wow Magic was sofa king good yesterday, deep untouched snow everywhere made it worth a horrible drive. Talisman and blackline early were amazing. DoWork I was a chair behind you guys my first ride up, tried to catch up once I realized it was a group of mags but my board was still warm from the car and stuck as soon as it hit the snow. Next time.

Damn dude, I shoulda figured you were some kind of Mag haha

[jgb@etree]

We're expecting company. I may change the duct tape on my clothes.

Thankfully, this weekend, we're bringing the best type of guest: a babysitter.

[MMP]

Thankfully, this weekend, we're bringing the best type of guest: a babysitter.

the sister?

[RustyGroomer]

Thankfully, this weekend, we're bringing the best type of guest: a babysitter.

Nice. Got you penciled in for a lift ride w/Gary. 13 min w/JGB ought to get things rollin'.

[jgb@etree]

the sister?

MIL for sure - not sure if the SIL will be in tow. Things could get interesting if she makes an appearance....

Nice. Got you penciled in for a lift ride w/Gary. 13 min w/JGB ought to get things rollin'.

Sounds like a plan to me. I'll look forward to sharing a wind protected ride to the top with Gary enjoying the local flora.

[Binky]

Always amazing to me how the local flora stays so green when it is so white outside...

[MMP]

gary will be the only guy that doesnt sound like a moron introducing himself this weekend

Hi I'm Gary from Terrace,

Hi I'm Rusty Groomer, this here is pearljam09, getamped, furry eldo, dowork, JGB

I may just go by Jeff

[GetAmped]

gary will be the only guy that doesnt sound like a moron introducing himself this weekend

Hi I'm Gary from Terrace,

Hi I'm Rusty Groomer, this here is pearljam09, getamped, furry eldo, dowork, JGB

I may just go by Jeff

You could always pronounce it with a "G"

[clubhousebmx]

Damn dude, I shoulda figured you were some kind of Mag haha

Don't worry the guy I rode the lift with made sure to tell me about how good you were even though he didn't know you either, so I felt like I took a run with ya lol, Next time. I also got scared away when I heard mention of alpine zone being talked about, thought it coulda been some sort of AZ summit.