WHAT Spam Filter?

[Tippster]

Some lovely e-mail titles found in my Lotus Notes (read: WORK) account this morning:

Re : Can you make me want you

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Is your women satisfied with the size of your package

Re : Pretty boy needs to talk to a man

The mighty cucumber lives again!

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And my Favorite West African Scam e-mail ever:

Dear Sir,
With full trust and confidence,I have decided to send this proposal to
you.
I am Mrs Comfort Whisky the wife of late Corperal Fedrick Whisky of
sierraleone who died on the 29th of July 2003 after a protracted illness
in Choithram hospital in Freetown, Sierra-Leone.
I have in my possesion a certificate of deposit for a consignment Box
deposited in a Security company in Cotonou Benin Republic West Africa by
my late Husband.
The value of the consignment is to the tune of ($32.000.000)Thirty-two
million united states dollars.These are the Fortunes my late Husband
made from the Gold and Diamond Minning sector of my country during his
reign as the leader of (RUF)
These funds he willed to me being his apparent heir.Now that he is

--yes, it stops mid sentence. I wonder if she has a child named "Southern?" A good weekend's haul, especially if you count the 30 Vicodin/Cialis hawkers and the 50(!) insider Stock tips.

[Core Shot]

The mighty cucumber lives again!

Sounds like a headline for a good TR