Need female advice.

[Platinum Pete]

I like turtles too..but I can't say it's ever gotten me any action. Not usually my go-to conversation topic for first dates. I obviously need to reevaluate my list of acceptable topics.

My roommate met a girl online and they got to talking about turtles. Next thing I know a fatty from NYC has flown across the country to visit him. He's a scrawny dude, but did not let her fatness stop him. He reported a damn fine blowjob and a bruised pelvis from letting her get on top.

[nest]

To the top for the best thread in a while. I want to hang with the Roos.