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  1. 04-10-2005, 11:48 AM #1
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    I'm 18 today...

    And prom was an overwhelming success. I got a date less than 24 hours beforehand (don't ask me how) and she was a pretty cool girl... definitely not bad looking either.

    My parents bought us beer and cooked us french toast (like 20 of us) and we had an excellent time. The cast comes off my wrist tomorrow. And I am presumably now an EMT-B.

    Today is a good day...
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    You can buy porn - or you could be like everyone else and use the internet...

    Congrats on being able to buy alcohol, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable
    Congrats on being able to buy alcohol, though.
    Eh... where are you from? Last time I checked, I still had 3 more years to go.


    But thanks for the pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey

    Today is a good day...
    And you didn't even need to use your AK...
    So did you bang her or were you a fucking wimp? [/obscure dazed and confused reference]
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    Actually I tucked her in... She had slept like 10 hours in the last 4 days.

    Call me a pansy, but it will probably pay off in the next couple of weeks.
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    And did I mention I got a real live bike for my b-day? It's on now... like Donkey Kong.

    Come August, mountains besides the Flatirons better watch their asses. (Forgot the order of posting and smoking crack... My apologies.)


    AKPM: which ones? I'm curious. I know BC is 19, which is probably the only one I'll ever go to, but it's still an issue of curiosity.
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    If anything else NSR happens in your life, be sure to post about it here on TGR, your personal diary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Actually I tucked her in... She had slept like 10 hours in the last 4 days.
    Life of a prostitute has gotta be a bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    which ones? I'm curious. I know BC is 19, which is probably the only one I'll ever go to, but it's still an issue of curiosity.
    I know quebec is, I think manitoba, NB and NS. I know ontario is 19.
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    MG you're legal in Alberta and Quebec now. The rest of the provinces and territories are 19.
    Believe.
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    back in the early 90's he'd be legal to buy it but not drink it. then the fed threatened to take away our hwy funding so we caved. same thing happened with the 15yr old driving age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Life of a prostitute has gotta be a bitch.
    heh she should have been ready to go
    Points on their own sitting way up high
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    Quote Originally Posted by FNG
    For the first time in her career, "Escort Service" was an accurate job title.
    More like "chaperone"
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    Quote Originally Posted by AltaPowderDaze
    back in the early 90's he'd be legal to buy it but not drink it. then the fed threatened to take away our hwy funding so we caved. same thing happened with the 15yr old driving age.
    Yep. My brother enjoyed those days. Damn this recent litigation!

    Anyway, sorry for the NSR crap. Just was kinda happy and relieved.
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    If you can ride your bike up the Flatirons, I don't think you should be attending CU next year. You can probably give Lance a run for his money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas
    If you can ride your bike up the Flatirons, I don't think you should be attending CU next year. You can probably give Lance a run for his money.
    Furthermore, since most of the Boulder Mountain Parks are off-limits to bikes, you'd have the Boulder SWAT team after your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas
    If you can ride your bike up the Flatirons, I don't think you should be attending CU next year. You can probably give Lance a run for his money.
    Re-read, please...
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