From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work & Knowledge will get you close, & Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit & Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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Thread: Giving 100% and more
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04-09-2005, 08:14 AM #1
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Giving 100% and more
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04-09-2005, 08:31 AM #2
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Go skiing dammit...I'm stuck at work, you have no excuse!
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04-09-2005, 08:34 AM #3
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Watch that attitude Idris. You don't want to force yourself into the 118% category to make up ground. You might have to move a block or so west if that happens.
Originally Posted by Idris
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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04-09-2005, 08:38 AM #4
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flawed.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98
Since A + B+ C + D + E + F + G + H + I + J + K + L + M + N + O + P + Q + R + S + T U + V + W + X + Y + Z = 351
We get:
(98/351)*100 = 29.92%"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Ben Franklin
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04-09-2005, 08:39 AM #5
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Just waiting for Shawn to come pick me up.
City slacker. He isn't picking me up till 9:30 !!!!
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04-09-2005, 11:00 AM #6
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2 blocks will put me a block and a half into the wildlife corridor! Originally Posted by L7
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04-09-2005, 11:09 AM #7
HEY NOW
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That's funny, dood.
I thought you were talking about anaerobic threshold..."When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
Mohandas Gandhi
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04-10-2005, 02:50 AM #8
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LOL nice new avatar dude Originally Posted by Karl Stall
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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04-10-2005, 04:34 AM #9
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Meh, it is possible to give 110% - you're just giving 10% more than the last time you did the activity... [/specia, just-woken-up, logic]
edgDo you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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