What's next for Bro Models?

[PNWbrit]

Splat - Any idea what your plans are for the next year with the Bros? Summer production run, sizes, models, prices, etc?

[fez]

Good question!

Put me down for the first pair of 193+

[LaramieSkiBum]

top sheets? for those of us who fondle equipment and are shallow....

if you check some of the threads spat has mentioned shorter bros (hoes as phunk dubbed them)

[splat]

Our new manufacturing team has three ultra high tech engineers on board. With an unbelievable array of the best engineering talent and programs out there, we'll be modeling new sizes with finite element analyses programs for prototypes of shorter Bros and special Ho's, fine-tuning those protos over the summer and blowing out hundreds, maybe thousands, of pairs in a new production facility that is already taking shape. We now will have a budget that allows us to go big and we'll be going full tilt from here on out. We'll keep you all posted as things develop. I'm just trying to wrap up the pairs that still need delivered and move forward into a busy summer. I hope to take a break along the way and just relax.

[PNWbrit]

Thanks Splat - hope all goes well. It sounds like it's been a stressful time at PMgear world headquarters but you must be proud of all the rave reviews you've been getting.

[meatdrink9]

Our new manufacturing team has three ultra high tech engineers on board. With an unbelievable array of the best engineering talent and programs out there, we'll be modeling new sizes with finite element analyses programs for prototypes of shorter Bros and special Ho's, fine-tuning those protos over the summer and blowing out hundreds, maybe thousands, of pairs in a new production facility that is already taking shape. We now will have a budget that allows us to go big and we'll be going full tilt from here on out. We'll keep you all posted as things develop. I'm just trying to wrap up the pairs that still need delivered and move forward into a busy summer. I hope to take a break along the way and just relax.

Hot damn.

[irul&ublo]

Splat:

Sign me up for the first pair of the "Fat Old Guy" model.

[Idris]

Splat:

Sign me up for the first pair of the "Fat Old Guy" model.

you mean 'Large and Extra Soft?' Sorry mtnlion stole the first pair of thoses

[mntlion]

damn right

[bad_roo]

This bole, it is hyper, no?

[Spicoli]

I'm waiting for the Quad-Tipped Swallow Tail made from real swallows, braided hemp fibre and recycled bong water resin(s)

[the_eleven]

Don't forget the Kevlar layers.

[BakerBoy]

Our new manufacturing team has three ultra high tech engineers on board. With an unbelievable array of the best engineering talent and programs out there, we'll be modeling new sizes with finite element analyses programs for prototypes of shorter Bros and special Ho's, fine-tuning those protos over the summer and blowing out hundreds, maybe thousands, of pairs in a new production facility that is already taking shape. We now will have a budget that allows us to go big and we'll be going full tilt from here on out. We'll keep you all posted as things develop. I'm just trying to wrap up the pairs that still need delivered and move forward into a busy summer. I hope to take a break along the way and just relax.

Will you still be the head of customer service?

[natty dread]

I'm waiting for the Quad-Tipped Swallow Tail made from real swallows

African or European?

[Jim S]

I....I.. don't know.


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[phUnk]

I....I.. don't know.


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What the hell is this shit?

[Darkside]

What the hell is this shit?

Someone needs to bone up on their 1970's British comedies.

[Jim S]

What the hell is this shit?

Were you raised in a Skinner box? We're playing off of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[phUnk]

Someone needs to bone up on their 1970's British comedies.

You mean the guy that got the quote wrong, and then spelled out the onomatopoetic word for someone whining, rather than falling? Pfft.

PS. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.

[splat]

Will you still be the head of customer service?

Only when it calls for vulgarity and beratings, so shut up.

[ole2planker]

He's doing better. Before, it would have been shut the fuck up.