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Thread: Slightly chunky yogurt: WWMD?

  1. 04-06-2005, 10:47 AM #1
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    Slightly chunky yogurt: WWMD?

    Scenario:

    2 days ago-- Purchased 1qt yogurt container, opened it.
    7:27 AM, today-- One serving remaining, decide to pack container rather than transfer
    8:00 AM, today-- Arrive work to unusual amount of BS, unable to refridgerate said yogurt. Yogurt container sits on my office (workspace) floor.
    12:54 PM, today-- Open yogurt.
    12:55 PM, today-- Notice some small amount of positve pressure had built in the container. Write it off to temp difference between my refridge at home, and office floor.
    12:56 PM, today-- Dig in with spoon to find yogurt is slightly, very slightly chunky. The chunks smoosh easily and are easily remixed in to rest of yogurt.

    Query:

    Do I eat the yogurt without fear of digestive remorse?
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  2. 04-06-2005, 10:50 AM #2
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    Thumbs up

    Perhaps I should note-- the expiry date is April 25th.
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  3. 04-06-2005, 10:51 AM #3
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    As my mum the ex-home ec teacher used to say "If in doubt- throw it out!"

    ... is this yogurt REALLY worth the risk???
    Believe.
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  4. 04-06-2005, 10:54 AM #4
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    Bearing in mind that I do have a constitution like a concrete elephant, I would give it a go. Your taste buds are your next line of defence and will tell you if it really is going rancid.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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  5. 04-06-2005, 10:54 AM #5
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    Eat it you fucking pussy. For god's sake it is yogurt not some festering pile of ebola infected pus.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn
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  6. 04-06-2005, 10:54 AM #6
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  7. 04-06-2005, 10:55 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    Eat it you fucking pussy.
    Now I have to do it. I can't stand being called a pussy. Especially by guys who own 50 caliber handguns.
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  8. 04-06-2005, 10:56 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    Perhaps I should note-- the expiry date is April 25th.
    What year?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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  9. 04-06-2005, 10:56 AM #9
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    Eat the yogurt. The chunkies are the best part. Yogurt is made by holding a milk/culture mixture at a nice warm temperature for a lenght of time. A few hours on the floor is not going to make it bad.

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    He said, "Well it looks like you saved us all." & I said, "Go fuck yourself."
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  10. 04-06-2005, 10:56 AM #10
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    EAT IT!
    Spit it out if it tastes funny.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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  11. 04-06-2005, 10:56 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    Now I have to do it. I can't stand being called a pussy. Especially by guys who own 50 caliber handguns.
    What about girls who don't, pussy!
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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  12. 04-06-2005, 11:05 AM #12
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    Have you eaten it yet?
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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  13. 04-06-2005, 11:10 AM #13
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    Patience! He's probably away, trimming the icky crust from his PB&J.
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  14. 04-06-2005, 11:11 AM #14
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    If it tastes bad, use it for a facial and post a photo.
    Then we can photoshop your pic into Greydon's tube top shot and send out wedding announcements.
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  15. 04-06-2005, 11:12 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    If it tastes bad, use it for a facial.
    Live yoghurt is an excellent treatment for thrush
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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  16. 04-06-2005, 11:15 AM #16
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    Dude, put the yogurt down and walk away.

    It's freakin' Yogurt, it's not worth the risk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Live yoghurt is an excellent treatment for thrush
    Quote Originally Posted by wikipedia
    The Thrushes, family Turdidae, are a group of passerine birds that occur mainly but not exclusively in the Old World.
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  18. 04-06-2005, 11:21 AM #18
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    from another thread today:

    Getting really worried about the state of the ski world these days. Just a few years ago duct taped clothes and sleeping in abandoned farm houses were standards to live by. What now? Wlan access and (porn???) net surfing in your 4x4 instead of eating warm and somewhat chunky yogurt straight outta the container, stealing chocolate bars and/or beers and hitting on local chicks at the bar. I'm worried to say the least.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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  19. 04-06-2005, 11:22 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    Eat it you fucking pussy. For god's sake it is yogurt not some festering pile of ebola infected pus.
    But what if it's that special "Mixed Nuts and Ebola At the Bottom" flavor from Dannon?

    [homer] Ummmm.... ebola..... aaaaargh.... [/homer]
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  20. 04-06-2005, 11:30 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    Scenario:

    2 days ago-- Purchased 1qt yogurt container, opened it.
    7:27 AM, today-- One serving remaining, decide to pack container rather than transfer
    8:00 AM, today-- Arrive work to unusual amount of BS, unable to refridgerate said yogurt. Yogurt container sits on my office (workspace) floor.
    12:54 PM, today-- Open yogurt.
    12:55 PM, today-- Notice some small amount of positve pressure had built in the container. Write it off to temp difference between my refridge at home, and office floor.
    12:56 PM, today-- Dig in with spoon to find yogurt is slightly, very slightly chunky. The chunks smoosh easily and are easily remixed in to rest of yogurt.

    Query:

    Do I eat the yogurt without fear of digestive remorse?
    Don't be such a pussy. Eat the yougurt. What's the worst that could happen? A case of the explosive squirts? Vomiting for 48 hrs? Dehydration?
    Be a man....eat that bacteria.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    If it tastes bad, use it for a facial and post a photo.
    Yogurt bukkake.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  23. 04-06-2005, 11:34 AM #23
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    Thankfully, my office has an excellent wireless connection.

    Therefore, I'm able to post hateful things to several of you from the shitter, where I will apparently be stranded for the rest of the day.





















    Just kidding. I lived.
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  24. 04-06-2005, 11:41 AM #24
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    Timeframe for onset of the typical case of food poisoning is 18 hours.
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  25. 04-06-2005, 12:00 PM #25
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    Had a similar experience this morning

    I got home from my gf's house this morning to change and grab some food before my 8am class. Ate my bagel and needed to wash it down, so I took the milk of the fridge and took 2-3 big gulps. That is when I realized I bought the milk the week before I left for Tahoe (i left last tuesday so it has been open for almost 2 1/2 weeks) The after taste and the texture caused me to puke for about 5 min.
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