So here's how to eat chicken. Fuck off.
http://youtu.be/Px7Uc2GrnhE
Happy Bday anyway
watch out for snakes
welcome to the club - I have been thirty for twenty years
Where are you and Creaky going for dinner?
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Thanks guys!
Had some drinks with friends yesterday because I thought more of them would have today off than did, which was none of them, lol. Managed to be pretty fucked up by the time I posted the op. I think I'm gonna brunch on some more cake and prosecco.
30 was easy for me. 31 was when I was like "shit, what have i done since I turned 30? Absolutely nothing......."
before 30 when you fucked up a landing you were good to go after 4 aspirins and a venti starbucks
after 30 ... 9 months of physiotherapy
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
happy birthday kid
Agreed. She will fuck you silly until she gets the 10 year green card and move on to more money. By then you will be sick of her and had the time of your life and maybe some happiness will be had.
Just watch out for crazy eyes. Your mom should have taught you about crazy eyes.
happy birthday dude!
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
Congrats. Looking forward to hitting that mark in a little over 4 years, although I'm pretty sure my desk job has aged me about a decade in the last year and a half.
Just think, 30 years nine months ago that condom broke.
They have come a lot further since then.
"4ply is so quiche"
-Flowing Alpy
Remember when you were in grade school and some 30yo died and you thought, "yeah, that's about right"
Happy Bday
your lives so fucking great you are telling me I suck on your birthday.
hope the next decade doesn't suck so bad.
think your present may have just gotten lost in the mail with that^^. hbd buck. its all down hill now. the dh doesn't pick up speed until four o though
wait?! wut?! 1V play is a Stucky alias
there's three kinds of people in this world:
1) those that think Hugh is a pessimist
2) those that appreciate Hugh is a realist
3) those that are still on the treadmill
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