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    ‘Pastafarian’ loses driver’s license after refusing to remove spaghetti strainer head

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/p...iner-headwear/

    Wishing this happened in the US. Seems like an easy one for the ACLU to argue that deciding someone's "sincerely-held beliefs" are not a protected religion flies in the face of the establishment clause.
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    Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?



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    Quote Originally Posted by lepistoir View Post
    Wishing this happened in the US.
    it already did.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5791462.html

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3816839.html
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    Had to be a Canadian. Fred Eaglesmith, a Canadian singer songwriter used to have a percussionist who played a colander on his head, as well as a washboard on his chest, pie tins on his thighs, and spoons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU (not Fred Eaglesmith).

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    My 1st ex-wife was " Pasta Agressive " she would undercook the pasta to fuckup my digestion

    Fred played unplugged/solo at my buddies farm so there was no percussionist, Fred is kind of ornery
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?


    I know I have.


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    RAmen!

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    A Canadian man who practices the “Pastafarian” religion lost his driver’s license last week, and is being required to take a religious spaghetti strainer off of his head before he can get a new one.
    that's fuckin' awesome

    he has to remove the strainer before he can get a new strainer

    I don't know why he chooses that Oversized Diaphragm when he has so many other choices that surely won't offend the good folks issuing driver's licenses.






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    the fact that there is a canadian singer/songwriter named, Fred Eaglesmith, makes me hate that stoopid fucking country, even more!
    fuck you, Fred Eaglesmith, i wonder if he has a brother named Gary or maybe Doug.
    fucking canada sux.
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    Replace the word colander with cross or turban or yamaka or magic under wear or sacred dagger and everyone would be up in arms.

    Good for the goose, good for the gander and all that.

    Fuck religious dogma. Go Pastafari!
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Replace the word colander with cross or turban or yamaka or magic under wear or sacred dagger and everyone would be up in arms.

    Good for the goose, good for the gander and all that.

    Fuck religious dogma. Go Pastafari!
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    I don't think anyone had figured that out. Thanks for the help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
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    I don't think anyone had figured that out. Thanks for the help.

    Apparently Creaky thinks its awesome that the guy has to remove his colander. So that was for him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    I think what?

    I think he should be able to wear the golden SOPWAMPTOS toilet seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    the fact that there is a canadian singer/songwriter named, Fred Eaglesmith, makes me hate that stoopid fucking country, even more!
    fuck you, Fred Eaglesmith, i wonder if he has a brother named Gary or maybe Doug.
    fucking canada sux.
    Fred's back up band is the "Flathead Noodlers" which probably explains the drummer with the colander on his head

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEb3Zxhuwg

    Freds played Letterman, actualy y'all have probably heard Fred's alt country yer just too self absorbed to realize it so heres a gun song for all you americans
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    unless it's Sirs Terrance&Phillip or 'The Queef Sisters', i don't want to know anything about canaduh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creaky fossil View Post
    I think what?

    I think he should be able to wear the golden SOPWAMPTOS toilet seat
    I must have read the tone of your post wrong when you wrote...

    Quote Originally Posted by creaky fossil View Post
    that's fuckin' awesome

    he has to remove the strainer before he can get a new strainer
    ...
    Given your previous rants about ...well...everything, I figured the above meant that you were happy that he had to take off the colander. Thanks for clarifying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Replace the word colander with cross or turban or yamaka or magic under wear or sacred dagger and everyone would be up in arms.

    Good for the goose, good for the gander and all that.

    Fuck religious dogma. Go Pastafari!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    I must have read the tone of your post wrong when you wrote...
    impossible, nobody ever layers their own ideas onto someone else's post

    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Given your previous rants about ...well...everything, I figured the above meant that you were happy that he had to take off the colander. Thanks for clarifying.
    1) see above
    2) the clarification needs further work apparently, you left out the part that showed what I was talking about, it was the writing not the thing written about
    3) in any case I'm sure you're quite welcome for the clarification and I provide the extra clarity in (2) gratis, no vig

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    Quote Originally Posted by creaky fossil View Post
    2) the clarification needs further work apparently, you left out the part that showed what I was talking about, it was the writing not the thing written about
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    the fact that there is a canadian singer/songwriter named, Fred Eaglesmith, makes me hate that stoopid fucking country, even more!
    fuck you, Fred Eaglesmith, i wonder if he has a brother named Gary or maybe Doug.
    fucking canada sux.
    Dude - it's Canada. If not a brother he at the very least has a cousin named Gord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    Croaky is attracted to anything that dangles.
    kookookookook! so funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    My 1st ex-wife was " Pasta Agressive " she would undercook the pasta to fuckup my digestion

    Fred played unplugged/solo at my buddies farm so there was no percussionist, Fred is kind of ornery
    But funny as hell.
    While we're not on the subject, can a Canadian play Americana? I mean, it's North America and all, but how do Canadians feel about it? Or is it Canadiana?
    And on the subject of Canadian music--
    http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-...uring-o-canada

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