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  1. 04-01-2005, 12:58 PM #1
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    Things I learned last night

    I've been missing out, thursday night drinking club, I was with you in spirit.

    I'm going skiing now
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    Wait, does this mean you got drunk?
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Does this mean you got LAID?!

    Oh, wait, April Fools, I get it...
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  4. 04-01-2005, 01:18 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    Wait, does this mean you got drunk?
    yes

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    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    yes

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    Congradufuckinlations Monkey man! I'm getting drunk tonight, since Utah's snow is going to be our five inches of rain tommorow and I won't be skiing again till at least November for Utah
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    Congradufuckinlations Monkey man! I'm getting drunk tonight, since Utah's snow is going to be our five inches of rain tommorow and I won't be skiing again till at least November for Utah
    I'd suggest: A national student exchange program, or just flat out moving
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  7. 04-01-2005, 02:25 PM #7
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    Moving sounds good. I post on here too much anyways.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  8. 04-01-2005, 08:54 PM #8
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    you should move to Juneau so you can buy me beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    yes

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    Prove it. What does drunk feel like? Any pictures?
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    yeah...how many beers before you projectile vomited into the shower from the toilet?
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    you should move to Juneau so you can buy me beer
    hahaha. Considering everyone up there looks like a giraffe, I imagine I would get laid a lot, but I don't know if the complete lack of normallness would make up for the frequent sex. Plus buying you beer would be hard, aren't you going to Washington in the fall?
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    giraffe? explain....
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    I've been missing out, thursday night drinking club, I was with you in spirit.

    I'm going skiing now
    Try joining the Friday night club, its even better
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    Try Sunday rook....

    that's when u know u r phucked
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdabasin
    Try Sunday rook....

    that's when u know u r phucked
    $2 you call its for food/bev emps at henneseys in mammoth every sunday. I know all about the sunday night club.......
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    nut bag!!!

    Mammoth mini Sunday stop?
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdabasin
    giraffe? explain....


    Giraffes, I tell you.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mushmouth
    Prove it. What does drunk feel like? Any pictures?
    well I went outside to look at the stars and as I was trying to find cassiopea they started spinning and I had to grab the railing then I went to take a piss and I could barely stand up. Then I hit on a chick who may or may not have a penis, fortunately I wasn't that fucked up. No pictures shoulda brought the camera because the light in the morning was fucking incredible (doh!)
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    pygmy giraffes? (with sick chute added! )

    I think in the original, the boys are standing up straight for posterity! and in case the girls are watching! either way they're gettin the good's !
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdabasin
    Try Sunday rook....

    that's when u know u r phucked
    Sheesh. Amateur. You ain't a pro until you've done a Tuesday morning kegstand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks


    Giraffes, I tell you.

    Attn: If you see any of these animals loose in your neighborhood, do not attempt to confront them, call animal control as soon as possible. Also, keep close watch on your daughters and more importantly, your farm animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdabasin
    yeah...how many beers before you projectile vomited into the shower from the toilet?

    This is something you can only type if you have been there. Once, only once thank god. Good ole Morgantown.
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