RIP mitch hedburg

[lax]

someone tell me this is a bad april fools joke

please

i like an escalator, because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an escalator "temporarily out of order" sign, just escalator "temporarily stairs" ...sorry for the conveniance, we appologize that you can still get up there

a severed foot is the ultimate stocking-stuffer

this is going to blow my cover, but fuck it... i like the fedex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it.

[PaSucks]

Already covered in padded room, but belongs here too. So sad. "I went to target the other day, but I missed..."