….while reading the padded room and Polyasshatery?
come on, don't lie.
….while reading the padded room and Polyasshatery?
come on, don't lie.
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
der poopenhausen, checking in.
this thread is a real turd
watch out for snakes
Bring me my smellin' turds!!
"These are matters of the cockie-dookie and the stinky-stinky."
Your dog just ate an avocado!
i dont read polyass
Pondering why Polyass posts are even on TGR. And dropping the kids off at the pool.
droppin' a salted caramel scoop right now !
Dropped a Bowl Muskie an hour ago.
William Shatner
My dog...
On vacation and annoyed I forgot my squatty potty. Reverting to standing on the seat
Just dropped a massive deuce at my in laws house. I was going to post it in the 3rd floor bathroom thread, but i guess this is just as good. Happy 'merica day. !
Morning dumpage successfully deposited into the proper receptacle. I luv coffee.
This is also kitty play time, they will come rub all over my legs since I am a temporary prisoner of my own bodily functions. I have a catnip mouse tied to a long string and its "get the mouse" game while daddy takes the kids for a swim.
watch out for snakes
Relevant to Danno.
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
Already done with that business for this morning.
+1 or 2, as it were....
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
All y'all be taking a big steamy dump in the padded room right about now. Cut it out.
Taking a shit or 'talking' shit?? Ain't it the same thing here?
A guy walks up to George Carlin and says: "I'm gonna take a shit.". Carlin replies: " Well don't take one of MY shits...I've only got two left and the weekend is coming up!"
"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
Reporting for dooty
Fire one!
Aye aye Capt!
watch out for snakes
I have no idea why they call it 'number two' because its easily my favorite.
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