Damn All Jinxers to HELL!!!!

[frozenwater]

I'm not looking at anyone in particular, CROSSOVER!!!, but dammit! Wasatch had a major storm forcast measujred in FEET, but then somebody starts whispering about how great it is, others post forecasts, and before you know it 6 measly inches fall.

I'm sick of this crap. I want to ski powder dammit! Next person to forecast the weather I don't care where it is who it is or the size of thier calculator, I'm going to go anarchy on em!

That includes you red baron. With all your forecasts it's a wonder we get a storm at all.

[Buzzworthy]

Yeah, what he said!!!

What do you all think this is, a ski forum?

The biggest problem is that not enough Utards took one for the team. I'm officially not on the IR list (self put) as of tomorrow, so I did not help any. Twoplanker went to Reno to do PMGEAR stuff so he helped and Lumpy went somewhere so he took one too.

Each storm that comes, we should designate 3 Utards to leave town or hurt themselves. That way we can be assured of a good storm.

Since I sat out most of last season, NOT IT!!!

If you continue to read this insanity, you must be as ready to leave work and have a beer as I am. Oh, that's right, some of yous don't work. Bastages!!

-Bable on Buzz Sneak Post

[The Reverend Floater]

We were forcasted for 14 inches. We got NONE. Quit yer cryin', boy!

[funkendrenchman]

Not sure which one you're talking about. The one last weekend dumped 20 something inches in 48 hours. And I dont see anything forecasted for tonight or tomorrow.

[xboat]

whatever. i checked the altacam a couple times today and it was CRAPPING.

go git sum...then drink.

[Walter Sobchak]

Typing the right or wrong words on an online message board can alter global weather patterns within a matter of hours - what a complicated world.

[GT40]

Originally posted by Walter Sobchak
Typing the right or wrong words on an online message board can alter global weather patterns within a matter of hours - what a complicated world.

LOL

I wish it would work for world politics.

[KQ]

Originally posted by Walter Sobchak
Typing the right or wrong words on an online message board can alter global weather patterns within a matter of hours - what a complicated world.

Man I wish!!! The low tonight in Seattle is 18-28 degrees - Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I prefer my cold in the mountains, thankyouverymuch.

Horse is going to be wearing his expedition weight blankie tonight.

[Snow Dog]

Originally posted by KQ
Horse is going to be wearing his expedition weight blankie tonight.

If you really cared you'd let him sleep in the guest room.

[Xover]

Froz,

U can kizz my white booty dude U obviously haven't checked the forecast lately. don't blame me just cauz your wife won't let you out to ski the 12-18 of cold smoke that I'll be gittin in the next 24 hours.

I luuuuuuuuuv faceshots!!!!!

P.S. Hope you can make it up betty phreddy

[boarderline]

There, there. There, there.

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/SaltLake/pro..._forecast.html

JINX!!

It's gonna be facking COLD tomorrow in LCC, better bring the mask. High's only 10 degrees.

http://www.srh.noaa.gov/data/forecas...C035&city=Alta

Date/Time Issued: Fri Nov 21 14:29:00 MST 2003
Synopsis: Snow advisory through Saturday. A very cold upper level trough will move over Utah through Saturday. Snow will accompany this system with stronger periods of snow occuring this evening and Saturday morning. Snowfall on Saturday will likely be enhanced by lake effect and may continue into the evening.


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Forecast for 0-12 hours (beginning at 05:00 or 17:00)
Alta Guard Temperature: 0-3 Degrees
Weather: Occasional snow...mainly before midnight
Most Likely Snow Amount: 4-7 inches Probability: 80 %
Next most Likely Amount: 8-10 inches Probability: 20 %
Ridgetop Wind Speed: moderate
Wind Direction: West shifting to north.
Comments about the Wind:
Lightning: no

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Forecast for 12-24 hours (beginning at 05:00 or 17:00)
Alta Guard Temperature: 4-7
Weather: Snow likely.
Most Likely Snow Amount: 7--10 Probability: 70 %
Next most Likely Amount: 11-14 Probability: 30 %
Ridgetop Wind Speed: moderate
Wind Direction: Northwest
Comments about the Wind:
Lightning: yes

[Telephil]

Originally posted by boarderline
[B]There, there. There, there.


JINX!!

It's not funny.