I think my dog is a racist

[Timberridge]

This Clippers thing has me thinking my dog is a racist. The evidence so far:

- He bit the UPS man-he's black
- He has not bitten the FedEx guy- he's white
- He barks but does not growl if the girls scouts or boy scouts come to the front door --they have been white
- He went positively crazy growling and baring his teeth when a teenage girl came to the door selling magazines --she was black, like Flavor Flav black...she ran off the porch and down the street.
- I had a dark skinned Mexican guy mowing my lawn for a while, the dog hated him.
- The current guy who mows my lawn is white. He's ok with him.

The little racist is a 13 lb Havanese mix, gold color.

Can a dog be racist?

[digitaldeath]

Should I get a pug or maybe a pig?

[iceman]

Most dogs are racists. If they are raised around one race then a different race looks, smells, sounds, walks, talks, everything different. Dogs are just straight up about things, they're like, "Whoa, something's wrong with this person." And dogs owned by blacks (or any race I guess) are just as racist.

[OldLarry]

Well my dog is addicted to cigarettes- nudges me to go out with her every 3 hours or so and won't go out without me.

[::: :::]

my dog growing up growled at people with cancer

i wish i'd known he had a marketable skill

[bigAK]

An old gf had a dog that hated asians, anyone obese, and physically handicapped folks. Was always embarrassing to go for a walk and have him try to go after some poor soul on crutches or in a chair...

[XXX-er]

Does he own a pro basketball team?

[Timberridge]

Most dogs are racists. If they are raised around one race then a different race looks, smells, sounds, walks, talks, everything different. Dogs are just straight up about things, they're like, "Whoa, something's wrong with this person." And dogs owned by blacks (or any race I guess) are just as racist.

This seems to be the case with him. The cat could care less.

Does he own a pro basketball team?

He's not a big sports fan. He used to chase a ball when he was younger, but he won't do it anymore. He's into railroading now.

[XXX-er]

actualy I used to work with a girl who brought her dog out in the field and he never really like me, used to snarl at me

then her husband took the dog to camp doing materials testing up on an AK highway paving job where it was discovered Oscar didn't like any of the first nations who ran the place they were staying at

oscar was a rescue dog, he must have been abused on the res and since AZN look a lot like 1st nations ...he didn't like me

[Harry]

My dog growled at a snowboarder. According to the Alta thread my dog is a Nazi.

[iceman]

He's a speciesist.

[digitaldeath]

Can't believe this thread has traction

[XXX-er]

well is it any worse than the shit you post?

[adrenalated]

My girlfriend's dog is without a doubt both gay and racist. It's an interesting combination.

[sb]

actualy I used to work with a girl who brought her dog out in the field and he never really like me, used to snarl at me

Dogs are highly perceptive

[Binky]

College roommate's dog used to chase black people down the street

and it was in South Carolina.

That dog got a lot of exercise.


::waits patiently for Jamespio to enter thread and begin pontificating::

[BigDaddy]

Was gonna say, is he afraid of the Clippers? Or maybe had a bad experience with the underground RR?


My dog, Otis, sort of has the opposite problem. He's black and gets every white male coming up to him screaming: "Otis, my main man!"

[sb]

He's into railroading now.

This picture cracks me up, you should get it framed.

[irul&ublo]

This Clippers thing has me thinking my dog is a racist. The evidence so far:

- He bit the UPS man-he's black
- He has not bitten the FedEx guy- he's white
- He barks but does not growl if the girls scouts or boy scouts come to the front door --they have been white
- He went positively crazy growling and baring his teeth when a teenage girl came to the door selling magazines --she was black, like Flavor Flav black...she ran off the porch and down the street.
- I had a dark skinned Mexican guy mowing my lawn for a while, the dog hated him.
- The current guy who mows my lawn is white. He's ok with him.

The little racist is a 13 lb Havanese mix, gold color.

Can a dog be racist?

Fine him $2.5 million. Spend on minority hookers.

[DickMerkin]

A lot of dogs dislike blacks, mostly if they don't see a whole lot of them normally...

We don't have a lot of black folk around my neighborhood, so our dogs are not fans.

[booner]

Soooo, I take it he isn't bringing Magic to the game?



Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones

[irul&ublo]

actualy I used to work with a girl who brought her dog out in the field and he never really like me, used to snarl at me

then her husband took the dog to camp doing materials testing up on an AK highway paving job where it was discovered Oscar didn't like any of the first nations who ran the place they were staying at

oscar was a rescue dog, he must have been abused on the res and since AZN look a lot like 1st nations ...he didn't like me

Its probably the way you drive

[XXX-er]

Normaly I would be guilty of DWO "driving while oriental" but it was her truck so she drove ...I was just her bitch

She told me Oscar had been a rescue from around the res, they figure he must have spent 6 months on his own in the bush so I can see where buddy was coming from ... I have seen severely beaten dogs from the res

[PNWbrit]

- He bit the UPS man-he's black

The preferred UPS nomenclature is brown.

[XXX-er]

Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please