first strip club experience writeup

[Not Shane McConkey]

Yup, strip clubs are shitty places. I'm a red-blooded male but the last place I want to be is in a strip club.
I always thought it was a little gay to watch naked chicks with other guys.

[seinfeld voice]not that there's anything wrong with being gay - those guys have more sex than anyone[/seinfeld voice]

Dude, that's just fucked up.

Think about it man - it is kind of gay. The only dif between a strip joint and being a lone with a naked chick is...a whole bunch of men. When you look at porn do you prefer to have a guy in the picture?

No. I went home and talked to my girlfreind on the phone. She's not my girlfreind anymore so thinking about this just made me wish I wasn't such a nice guy.

That makes you a pussy or a stalker. And you called her your girlfriend and then admitted she's not. Move the fuck on. Get a new girlfriend and quit being your old girlfriend's lap dog and ego pump.

[Spicoli]

When you look at porn do you prefer to have a guy in the picture?

You stole that from Ron White.

And the answer is:
"One with a big huge throbbing cock"

[Not Shane McConkey]

Who in fuck is Ron White?

[Steezus Christ]

I love strip clubs. Some of the dancers are so sexy and good at what they do, I don't even notice the other guys in the club. I just wish we had one that would get as dirty as the ones you guys are talking about. Never been to one that allowed them to drip whip cream off their koochs!

[A-wreck]

That makes you a pussy or a stalker. And you called her your girlfriend and then admitted she's not. Move the fuck on. Get a new girlfriend and quit being your old girlfriend's lap dog and ego pump.

Whoa there buddy. O.k. She was my girlfreind at the time. Is that better?
Are you o.k.?

[TheDingleberry]

I love strip clubs. Some of the dancers are so sexy and good at what they do, I don't even notice the other guys in the club. I just wish we had one that would get as dirty as the ones you guys are talking about. Never been to one that allowed them to drip whip cream off their koochs!

Strip clubs are great and here's why:

First, There are chicks there who get completely fucking naked.

Second, most of these places have copious amounts of booze.

Third, chicks get absolutely naked.

Any questions? No. Good. Strippers are the best for birthdays and batchelor parties. Why you ask? Because you get to hang around chicks all night and you know they only care about one thing, getting your fucking money! See when you hang out with normal everyday girls most of em just care about getting your fucking money! They are just much more clever about it than strippers because usually they try to cover up their intentions with sayings like:

"Hey babe, lets go out to dinner tonight." If you put this into the D.Berry New Female Dictionary translator it means, "Hey babe, gimme your fucking money."

Another clever exmaple is "Ohh, lets go on vacation to the Bahamas!" Translated this means "Ohh, gimme alot of your fucking money."

And there is no guarentee with normal ladies, with a stripper you know exactly where you stand you give em 5 bucks you get ass in the face...Give em 20 and you get ass rubbed on your lap...more than 20 and you have bargaining power...a "C" note or more and you now have leverage. It's simple finance and the price is varible to supply and demand, so a well stocked club brings the price down (Like at Christies Cabaret in Phoenix, where lap dances are five (5) dollars. Yeah, FIVE. I freaked out too.)

[Spicoli]

So basically, all women are whores. Strippers are just honest whores.

[Steezus Christ]

Hahaha, funny post. It's only 6 dollars in Tucson for a lapdance at our best club, and last time me and my friends went, we had strippers paying for other strippers to give us lapdances. Go figure??? Many strippers seem to be very horny individuals and it is not that hard to walk out with their "real" phone numbers or just wait till they are off to go have more fun.

[snowsprite]

I'd just like to say that you might want to nuke that Lysterine for about 15 seconds before you use it.

Sprite

[FNG]

When a stripper asks you "Do you want a dance?", remember that what she means is "Do you want to pay for a dance?". They are two very different questions with two very different answers. The line gets blurred when you're drunk. Giving a stripper your friend's last $7 for a lap dance and hoping not to get your skull stomped in by the bouncers is no way to end a night.

- another strip club story -

[After lap dance]

Stripper: So, can I come back to your table and smoke with you guys?
FNG: Yeah sure.
Stripper: [at table] So, where are you guys from?
FNG: We live on campus and go to the U.
Stripper: Oh, that's cool. I'm still in high school.
FNG: .....cool.

[LAN]

So basically, all women are whores. Strippers are just honest whores.

Basically, you're an asshole.

[surftb15]

Stripper: So, can I come back to your table and smoke with you guys?
FNG: Yeah sure.
Stripper: [at table] So, where are you guys from?
FNG: We live on campus and go to the U.
Stripper: Oh, that's cool. I'm still in high school.
FNG: .....cool.

HAHAHHAHHA, oh shit, that is hillarious man.

[Spicoli]

Basically, you're an asshole.

Basically.

My response was to the prior post. Sorry, shoud have put the, after for the slow kids. My bad.

Can I have this dance?

[mr_gyptian]

CHRIS CONNOLLY: Why prostitutes, for a guy who could get any woman in town?

CHARLIE SHEEN: I just got tired of going out, I got tired of the paparazzi. So it was based on convenience and these weren't track-marked, skid row, 2am dirt bags, I mean these were models, actresses, waitresses.

CHRIS CONNOLLY: Why weren't you in a real relationship then?

CHARLIE SHEEN: I was. I was in a real relationship every night.

[Blurred]

I wonder how many are going to read this thread and then go to the strip club thinking they'll end up getting laid........That's the real humor here.

[Platinum Pete]

I don't really care for strip clubs that much either.
Most of the chicks are too skanked out to even fantasize about, the places always serve watered down drinks at ridiculous prices (though usually offset by really cheap steak dinners), the music isn't to my tastes, the smoke kills me, the shows are repetetive and usually lack any talent, and most of the folks in those places seem like complete scumbags I want to have nothing in common with.
I do enjoy a good lap dance. Tip: two girls at once is way better than 2 different girls, one after another.
Not my scene. Porland is so over crowded with strip clubs that the talent pool is reaaly watered down and the class factor is nil. I should probably try Vegas.

[Ski Monkey]

Strip clubs are great and here's why:

First, There are chicks there who get completely fucking naked.

Second, most of these places have copious amounts of booze.

Third, chicks get absolutely naked.

Any questions? No. Good. Strippers are the best for birthdays and batchelor parties. Why you ask? Because you get to hang around chicks all night and you know they only care about one thing, getting your fucking money! See when you hang out with normal everyday girls most of em just care about getting your fucking money! They are just much more clever about it than strippers because usually they try to cover up their intentions with sayings like:

"Hey babe, lets go out to dinner tonight." If you put this into the D.Berry New Female Dictionary translator it means, "Hey babe, gimme your fucking money."

Another clever exmaple is "Ohh, lets go on vacation to the Bahamas!" Translated this means "Ohh, gimme alot of your fucking money."

And there is no guarentee with normal ladies, with a stripper you know exactly where you stand you give em 5 bucks you get ass in the face...Give em 20 and you get ass rubbed on your lap...more than 20 and you have bargaining power...a "C" note or more and you now have leverage. It's simple finance and the price is varible to supply and demand, so a well stocked club brings the price down (Like at Christies Cabaret in Phoenix, where lap dances are five (5) dollars. Yeah, FIVE. I freaked out too.)

Heh, that's great, the economics of Strip Clubs and Women.

[Franz Klammer]

Heh, that's great, the economics of Strip Clubs and Women.

http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/JPE...100104.web.pdf

[KANUTTEN]

So basically, all women are whores. Strippers are just honest whores.

Or as a friend of mine so eloquently put it: "Whores,... are the cheapest whores around"

[subtle plague]

i thought in america sex before marriage has a bad reputation
strip clubs and dating. two concepts i do not understand.

[Steezus Christ]

i thought in america sex before marriage has a bad reputation
strip clubs and dating. two concepts i do not understand.

You guys don't date in Europe? Do you just go straight to mad crazy sex then get married and smoke a cigarette?

[powder11]

any VT or Quebec mags heard of the Grand Prix in Chamblis? went there for a bach party years ago. young hot ass french girls. anyting you want.

[surftb15]

Oh...and head back to Philly on a Wednesday night.
Go to Egypt.
Very cheesey and tacky place.
But they still might have "strip" contests there.
Gotta love amateur night.

hmmmmm-what is age to get in-21 or 18? that may be a fun night. hell-of course it would be fun

[Franz Klammer]

You guys don't date in Europe? Do you just go straight to mad crazy sex then get married and smoke a cigarette?

Yes. As you can imagine, I've therefore had problems adapting to the US/New England.

[Tippster]

Best Peeler Bar I've ever been to in the US is outside Des Moines, IA. It's called The Lumberyard. $10 gets you in, and it's BYOB, so no expensive drinks. It's huge, attracts HQ Talent (think: "I've seen her on DVD") and the female customers are encouraged to join in. Unbelievable place.

Here's their Website (NSFW) http://www.iwantwood.com