first strip club experience writeup

**surftb15** · 03-29-2005, 10:33 AM

well it was my 18th b-day sunday last night

me and 15 others went out to this strip club-day dreams-in philly. it was very intersting. one of my friends told them that i just turned 18-so yea. they called my name and said go to the "hot seat". im like what the hell is goin on? so at first the girl put me vertical to a pole, take my shirt off, and whipped me real hard 18 times-which sucked-well it was intersting since she was completely naked.

then she put me on a chair and handcuffed me behind my back. then it gets very hillarious-she starts shoving her tits and vagina in face-it was intersting. her tits were very big-like a high c. and her puss? i dont even want to think of the diseases. she then just starts griding real hard which i thought was funny. then as part of the last act, she pulls out whip cream and puts it on her pussy and drips it in my mouth.

very intersting night.

**TheDingleberry** · 03-29-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by surftb15

then she put me on a chair and handcuffed me behind my back. then it gets very hillarious-she starts shoving her tits and vagina in face-it was intersting. her tits were very big-like a high c. and her puss? i dont even want to think of the diseases. she then just starts griding real hard which i thought was funny. then as part of the last act, she pulls out whip cream and puts it on her pussy and drips it in my mouth.
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You got hooked up. Instead of "interesting" in your post it should read:

"It was infuckingcredible!"

**Beaver** · 03-29-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by surftb15

very intersting night.

There is a chance this guy is gay.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

**Aldo** · 03-29-2005, 10:44 AM

Irony that the thread entitled puppy training is right next to this one?

**Spicoli** · 03-29-2005, 11:45 AM

she pulls out whip cream and puts it on her pussy and drips it in my mouth.

That was probably Crabs-B-Gone foam

**vote4pedro** · 03-29-2005, 11:54 AM

rinse with listerine, spit, repeat young son.

**mr_gyptian** · 03-29-2005, 11:55 AM

I just finished up a Crazy Horse Too, Cheetah's, Spearmint Rhino triple dip.

there is talent, then there is Spearmint Rhino talent.

**ski4life** · 03-29-2005, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by TheDingleberry

You got hooked up. Instead of "interesting" in your post it should read:

"It was infuckingcredible!"

LOL...I am glad someone else was thinking similarly

**LAN** · 03-29-2005, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by surftb15

then as part of the last act, she pulls out whip cream and puts it on her pussy and drips it in my mouth.

Drips whipped cream and all other kinds of infectious spunk. Have fun with that!

**Viva** · 03-29-2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by LAN

Drips whipped cream and all other kinds of infectious spunk. Have fun with that!

Yeah, but what a way to go!

**Spicoli** · 03-29-2005, 12:03 PM

Somebody needs to explain to this boy who is supposed to be dripping cream into who's mouth.

surftb15 swallows!

**TheDingleberry** · 03-29-2005, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

there is talent, then there is Spearmint Rhino talent.

Spearmint Rhino world headquarters in Industry, Ca is 5 minutes from my office.

Makes for an infuckingcredible lunch break.

**road trip** · 03-29-2005, 12:11 PM

That's one of the classic bachelor party places in Philly. You can go to a "classy" strip club... or you can go to Dreams. I feel sleezey just walking into that place.

**surftb15** · 03-29-2005, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by TheDingleberry

You got hooked up. Instead of "interesting" in your post it should read:

"It was infuckingcredible!"

yes it was infuckincredible.

Originally Posted by LAN

Drips whipped cream and all other kinds of infectious spunk. Have fun with that!

yea im sure she had some diseases down under, but it was fuckin great, and im not really worried bout them diseases now-until i wake up with Herpes all over my lips. HAHHA

**surftb15** · 03-29-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by road trip

That's one of the classic bachelor party places in Philly. You can go to a "classy" strip club... or you can go to Dreams. I feel sleezey just walking into that place.

what do u mean feel sleezy? you feel sleezy walking into day dreams or other places?

**road trip** · 03-29-2005, 12:16 PM

Something about girls lying on their backs with their legs spread wide asking you to crumple up dollar bills and "play basketball" just doesn't sit right.

**Spicoli** · 03-29-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by road trip

Something about girls lying on their backs with their legs spread wide asking you to crumple up dollar bills and "play basketball" just doesn't sit right.

Can't dunk?

**A-wreck** · 03-29-2005, 12:18 PM

I've had three freinds get laid by strippers immediately following a night of heavy drinking at the tit bar recently.

Yes, that's right, at TRUMPPS, you can get drunk with hot ass chicks. Let them rub up against you and get you all worked up. Then they will take you home and fuck you.

TRUMPPS= best tit bar ever. Unless someone has a tit bar with better odds than 3 outa four getting laid.

**Turn Up The Gravity!** · 03-29-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by surftb15

well it was my 18th b-day sunday last night

me and 15 others went out to this strip club-day dreams-in philly. it was very intersting. one of my friends told them that i just turned 18-so yea. they called my name and said go to the "hot seat". im like what the hell is goin on? so at first the girl put me vertical to a pole, take my shirt off, and whipped me real hard 18 times-which sucked-well it was intersting since she was completely naked.

then she put me on a chair and handcuffed me behind my back. then it gets very hillarious-she starts shoving her tits and vagina in face-it was intersting. her tits were very big-like a high c. and her puss? i dont even want to think of the diseases. she then just starts griding real hard which i thought was funny. then as part of the last act, she pulls out whip cream and puts it on her pussy and drips it in my mouth.

very intersting night.

Yup, strip clubs are shitty places. I'm a red-blooded male but the last place I want to be is in a strip club.
I always thought it was a little gay to watch naked chicks with other guys.

[seinfeld voice]not that there's anything wrong with being gay - those guys have more sex than anyone[/seinfeld voice]

**TheDingleberry** · 03-29-2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

I've had three freinds get laid by strippers immediately following a night of heavy drinking at the tit bar recently.

Yes, that's right, at TRUMPPS, you can get drunk with hot ass chicks. Let them rub up against you and get you all worked up. Then they will take you home and fuck you.

TRUMPPS= best tit bar ever. Unless someone has a tit bar with better odds than 3 outa four getting laid.

So you got to watch or what?

**Spicoli** · 03-29-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Turn Up The Gravity!

Yup, strip clubs are shitty places. I'm a red-blooded male but the last place I want to be is in a strip club.
I always thought it was a little gay to watch naked chicks with other guys.

Dude, that's just fucked up.

**mrw** · 03-29-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by TheDingleberry

So you got to watch or what?

**A-wreck** · 03-29-2005, 12:56 PM

No. I went home and talked to my girlfreind on the phone. She's not my girlfreind anymore so thinking about this just made me wish I wasn't such a nice guy.

**TheDingleberry** · 03-29-2005, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

No. I went home and talked to my girlfreind on the phone. She's not my girlfreind anymore so thinking about this just made me wish I wasn't such a nice guy.

been there man.