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This End Up
Tommorow is an unofficial holiday in Colorado. Its "Recent Transplant Car Crash Day". It happens every October when the first nasty storm come through town. The folks that moved to the front range at some point after the month of May, empowered by their 4x4 or AWD automobile, will be driving a little too fast tommorow morning. Some of them will find themself in the ditch or causing a multi car accident. Wave at them as you drive by.
The day after this first storm is called: "OMG I need better tires day".
The entire week is also known as "front rangers put their snow tires on week". Beware going to Discount Tire.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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