OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

**skaredshtles** · 12-19-2018, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by doebedoe

Don't spoil it man. Right lane is the secret to I70.

Srsly. WTF is wrong with people?

**Ireallyliketoski2** · 12-20-2018, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Srsly. WTF is wrong with people?

Theorem: Every person in the world is an idiot.
Proof by contradiction:
Assume there exists a person in the world who is not an idiot, that person is still an idiot; therefore, every person in the world is an idiot. QED

**pfluffenmeister** · 12-20-2018, 08:30 PM

4 hrs Monument to Copper yesterday.
Good time is ~ 2hrs.

Highlight was the poor convertible M2 near the Eisenhower tunnel snugged up on the right hand snow bank.

**SkiBall** · 12-20-2018, 08:55 PM

It's just the odds. Everybody is not an idiot, but all it takes is one...and then sometimes another following shortly thereafter. Everybody pays for their mistakes.
Chances are you are always within a mile of an idiot.

**wkd-rdr** · 12-20-2018, 10:58 PM

Had a minivan spun around pointing at me in the left lane last night near Copper. (Do you even traction, bro?)
Didnt see him til I was fairly close, too close to stop. Scary, got scarier when he started driving towards me.
Had to invade the right lane and borrow some space from the car next to me.
Missed going head on by about 2 feet.
#shitshow

**Ireallyliketoski2** · 12-21-2018, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by SkiBall

It's just the odds. Everybody is not an idiot, but all it takes is one...and then sometimes another following shortly thereafter. Everybody pays for their mistakes.
Chances are you are always within a mile of an idiot.

Did you not see my proof? It's beyond reproach.

**skaredshtles** · 12-21-2018, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Ireallyliketoski

Did you not see my proof? It's beyond reproach.

They told me there would be no math.

**SkiBall** · 12-21-2018, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ireallyliketoski

Did you not see my proof? It's beyond reproach.

Sorry, I forgot to carry the 2.

**The SnowShow** · 12-26-2018, 02:41 PM

We’re saved: https://coloradosun.com/2018/12/26/c...-x-technology/

**smmokan** · 12-26-2018, 05:14 PM

So in other words... it warns you about everything that an aware driver should notice already. Well done, CDOT.

**The SnowShow** · 12-26-2018, 05:23 PM

Why not put that government funding towards a train or making 285 a real highway? Fucking dumbasses.

**Name Redacted** · 12-26-2018, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Why not put that government funding towards a train or making 285 a real highway? Fucking dumbasses.

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/int...ransit-system/

Because they was to spend millions on a feasibility study to figure out if the train is feasible.

But as has been discussed ad nauseum on this thread, the train wouldn't help because Americans want to drive their own cars.

**Soups** · 12-26-2018, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by shredgnar

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/int...ransit-system/

Because they was to spend millions on a feasibility study to figure out if the train is feasible.

But as has been discussed ad nauseum on this thread, the train wouldn't help because Americans want to drive their own cars.

And it would be worthless for summer trailhead access

**The SnowShow** · 12-26-2018, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by shredgnar

https://www.summitdaily.com/news/int...ransit-system/

Because they was to spend millions on a feasibility study to figure out if the train is feasible.

But as has been discussed ad nauseum on this thread, the train wouldn't help because Americans want to drive their own cars.

It’s about that time of year this thread loops back over itself.

**Woo-Dus** · 12-26-2018, 07:27 PM

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**GoSlowGoFar** · 12-27-2018, 12:54 PM

Renting a car and heading up Sunday late morning from DIA. Is there a certain window of time to shoot for or what should I expect? Unfortunately will only have a little 2wd sedan so was wondering what the current road conditions are? Any advice, sarcastic or sincere is appreciated, cheers!

Live in Reno, and used to driving in the mountains, but haven't been on I70 in the winter since the 90s.

**MakersTeleMark** · 12-27-2018, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by GoSlowGoFar

Renting a car and heading up Sunday late morning from DIA. Is there a certain window of time to shoot for or what should I expect? Unfortunately will only have a little 2wd sedan so was wondering what the current road conditions are? Any advice, sarcastic or sincere is appreciated, cheers!

Live in Reno, and used to driving in the mountains, but haven't been on I70 in the winter since the 90s.

The current road conditions are variable with patches of heavy traffic, sun, and snow.

Go slow, go far.

**simple** · 12-27-2018, 12:59 PM

Eat enough edibles and it will take you back to the 90s again. Traffic on Sunday will be fine.

**adrenalated** · 12-27-2018, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by GoSlowGoFar

Renting a car and heading up Sunday late morning from DIA. Is there a certain window of time to shoot for.

April

**goldengatestinx** · 12-27-2018, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Woo-Dus

Where do you think you are? Disney World?

**Woo-Dus** · 12-27-2018, 04:10 PM

I get to go next week! Really excited!!

**Danno** · 12-27-2018, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by GoSlowGoFar

Renting a car and heading up Sunday late morning from DIA. Is there a certain window of time to shoot for or what should I expect? Unfortunately will only have a little 2wd sedan so was wondering what the current road conditions are? Any advice, sarcastic or sincere is appreciated, cheers!

Live in Reno, and used to driving in the mountains, but haven't been on I70 in the winter since the 90s.

You should leave now.