DM style dream

**PaSucks** · 03-25-2005, 12:31 AM

I kicked the moose in the gonads as the stranger rode him into the bathroom. Shit! Now I had to hide, the moose, whom I knew was my uncle, would be very upset that I kicked him in the nads. I ran into the grandstands and hid under an empty seat. Soon enough I saw my uncle emerge from the restroom with steam emiting from his ears. Despite the massive size of Candlestick Park, he knew right where to find me. The moose smoked me out of my hiding spot and charged! Right before trampling me to death, I woke up.

**EPSkis** · 03-25-2005, 10:08 AM

Obviously, you have unresolved issues with your Mother.

**PaSucks** · 03-28-2005, 04:16 AM

Actually, I think it has to do with reading too many stories about moose on this board. Between cars hitting moose, AKPM taking pictures of moose, and my old dead dog named moose, I have moose coming out of my ears. How my uncle fits in I have no idea, and why we were at candlestick park is beyond me, I have never even been there. I think it is vinzclortho that has the unresolved issues with mothers.

**PaSucks** · 03-31-2005, 08:13 AM

I had another wierd dream last night. This one entailed being attacked by a deer on the campus of UC Sata Barbara. I was also feeding fish, and for some reason there were a bunch of 27 inch t.v.'s. What the hell is with me being attacked by antlered animals

**gincognito** · 03-31-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by PaSucks

What the hell is with me being attacked by antlered animals

From http://www.spiritualplatform.org/dreams/ :

Animals
To see animals in your dream, represents your own physical characteristic, primitive desires, and sexual nature, depending on the qualities of the particular animal. Animals symbolize the untamed and uncivilized aspects of your self. Thus, to dream that you are fighting with an animal signifies a hidden part of yourself that you are trying to reject and push back into your subconscious. Refer to the specific animal in your dream...

Moose
To see a moose in your dream, represents long life and longevity. It may refer to the elders around you. Alternatively, a moose may also indicate that you can be both powerful and gentle.

Deer
To see a deer in your dream, symbolizes grace, gentleness, and natural beauty. It also represents independence and virility. Consider the symbol to be a pun for someone who is "dear" to you. To dream that you kill a dear, signifies that you will be surrounded by enemies.

Antlers
To see antlers in your dream, is representative of masculine sexuality, male aggression and assertiveness. It may also be symbolic of a trophy.

In conclusion, you are gay.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and not that there's anything wrong with that),
d.
Italics are mine.

**PaSucks** · 03-31-2005, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by gincognito

From http://www.spiritualplatform.org/dreams/ :

[b]
In conclusion, you are gay.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and not that there's anything wrong with that),
d.
Italics are mine.

I can't figure out if you were serious or not, but I assure you, I am not gay.