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Thread: Nothin' like opening a new can.....

  1. #26
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    Ewww, that shit can't taste good, it smells, makes you smell, cancer, expensive, and doesn't get you high.
    No.

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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    Oh the irony.

    I was so stoked when I was one of 4 freshman to make the ski team--there were sixty something folks who tried out for 11 spots, and me and Adolf Aller-Busch made it! Our team was consistently one of the top 3 at state and most of the skiers were also varsity football or soccer players, so I figured that the program was to be no different than those--stiff and regimented. How else had we done so well.

    The first weekday training day came, and I was nervously sharing a chair with the coach and one of the seniors on the team. We had set a course and had slipped it, and I was terrified that I didn't really belong on such a focused and strong powerhouse of a ski team. Just then my coach turned to the senior and asked, "Hey man. You seen Mr. Copenhaagen around anywhere?" The senior opened his pocket and said "Yeah, we just had a heart-to-heart a minute ago" and handed the coach the can. The coach put in a mongo lipper and then handed me the can. "Take one, stompy (my team nickname due to size 13 feet) and don't tell your fuckin' mother, bitch."

    Ever since then, I've skied with a copenhaagen.

    Great story...followed by a greater reflection (from Frozen) that happend to be the biggest BUZZKILL!!! YIKES
    Points on their own sitting way up high

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    The Buzz Poets, "Copenhagen Girl" download it, live it, love it.

    "I need a girl who chews copenhagen, when she opens up her mouth all her teeth are falling out..."

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    I am in month 5 of freedom from the schmokes.
    Still get cravings every day, but no other way, gotta go without.

    This is the 2nd time I have quit. The patch system helped a lot.

    Realizing, again, that the psychological addiction is the toughest part of it...
    Aggressive in my own mind

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    Angry

    Originally posted by frozenwater
    young kids, 20's 30's dying in horrible pain, faces gone, coughing fighitng for air, with so much morphine in them for pain that it is practically killing them, and yet still they scream.

    I see thier kids knowing they are going to be without one of thier parents in a matter of days.
    Told ya cancer is the shit.

  6. #31
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    Back in high school we got pulled out of class to have a guy talk to us about the dangers of chewing. I don't remember most of what he said, mostly because I was too busy staring at the huge sections of his face that were missing.

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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    "Take one, stompy (my team nickname due to size 13 feet)
    Disproving the myth that it's just the women on this board...
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