My car is almost mine!

[bagtagley]

I bought my car off Ebay over 3 years ago from a guy in Pittsburgh. It had just under 72,000 miles on it at the time. I've always felt like the car still "belonged" to the guy with the majority miles. So, for the past 71,000-some-odd miles, some other douche has had more experience w/ my girl than me. Well, not for long. I'll be turning 144,000 by the end of the month. Finally, I'll be the king, and that other douche will be but a piece of the past.

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[TheDingleberry]

I bought my car off Ebay over 3 years ago from a guy in Pittsburgh. It had just under 72,000 miles on it at the time. I've always felt like the car still "belonged" to the guy with the majority miles. So, for the past 71,000-some-odd miles, some other douche has had more experience w/ my girl than me. Well, not for long. I'll be turning 144,000 by the end of the month. Finally, I'll be the king, and that other douche will be but a piece of the past.

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You are a freak. It's yours when you sign the check over.

[LaramieSkiBum]

So, for the past 71,000-some-odd miles, some other douche has had more experience w/ my girl than me.

Its not how many times the other dood stuck it up her tailpipe, its how much better you are at it

[Aldo]

Interesting concept Bag. I always thought of the previous owners as just "breaking it in for me."

[fondigley]

I thought you meant it was almost paid for, like mine will be in a couple more years.