Design the graphics for these new skis - Get a free pair.

[G]

Another ski graphic design contest. - Cool.


http://www.neveplano.com/skicontest.htm

[edg]

Ewwww... slopestyle

edg

[Hogzilla]

Everyone can see the winning skis should feature me: Hogzilla.

[ScottG]

Commander SRV-XAT
EXTREME ALL TERRAIN

If you enjoy riding off piste as much as on, then the Commander is the one "do-all" ski for you. It's mid-fat shape, lightweight, and Progressive Energy Platform™ make this ski ideal for the groomed and awesome in the powder.

Geometry: 111/73/99
Construction: vertically laminated wood core, fiberglass, cap construction.
Maneuverability enhanced: Elevated round tail for full range of turning options.
Energy Platform: The PEP System combines an integrated binding lifter under the foot with torsion arms extending towards the tip and tails. This structure performs several key functions: increases edging angles, absorbs vibration from ski deflecting off the snow and terrain, rebounds energy from the skis's full sweet spot, and effectively transmits the skier's energy and pressure to the ski.

Length: 157 cm (not available at this time)
Price: $399.00

Length: 167 cm
Price: $199.00 - (item is included in President's Special Intro Ski Sale)

Length: 177 cm (not available at this time)
Price: $399.00

What's wrong with this picture??
1) 177 is longest length
2) 73 waist is claimed mid fat
3) 73 waist is claimed "awesome for powder"
4) 73 waist ski extreeme is from Tahoe

[truth]

You are here because you have the interest and energy to "Design Tahoe's Next New Ski."

To enter the contest, just download the PDF file and follow the Contest Guidelines & Rules.

I want to thank you in advance for the time and creativity in preparing your entry and helping us produce a Tahoe ski we can all be proud of.

Best wishes for our mutual success.
Ty Polastri, President,

WTF? Tahoe's next new ski? Is Neve Plano the next PM Gear? Splat, kick this fucktards ass in. Neve Plano, heh, Plano is in Texas. The skis should be slices of a map of Texas and be called the JONG.

[bad_roo]

As your attorney, I recommend the blue bombers.

[Cornholio]

Plano is in Texas. The skis should be slices of a map of Texas and be called the JONG.

I think this post is swimming in irony. Maybe not, though.

[bad_roo]

So speaks the South American skier.

[splat]

It never ceases to amaze me how much people entering the ski business want to tout themselves as being something special based on their experience doing other things. Kinda like the AK people and the King Salmon having 'Designed by Michael Craig' written on the tail of the skis. Craig, or Dread, as he's known, had a resume that included never designing a ski. However, he was arrested for shooting at his wife because there was snow on the road. None of their shit has much to do with designing or building a ski. They really need to get over themselves