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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Hopefully my doctor does when I get my check up.

    And morning wood sucks when you have to pee.
    A man goes in for a physical.
    The doctor tells him: “You need to stop masturbating."

    "What? Why??" the man exclaims.

    The doctor responds "because I'm trying to examine you".

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    Getting back a little closer to the thread topic, 13-year old me would have been over the moon to hook up with my pretty redhead algebra teacher but adult me thinks that she would have been taking advantage of a child. Would 13-year-old me have been traumatized by such a hookup? Guess I'll just have to wonder.

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    How many times a day will you be wondering?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Hopefully my doctor does when I get my check up.

    And morning wood sucks when you have to pee.
    Toilet needs to be installed in a shower stall to protect the wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Toilet needs to be installed in a shower stall to protect the wall.
    Got any photos to share here?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Or just pee in the shower

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    Or, pee from in the shower into the sink.

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    Genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Got any photos to share here?
    You want pictures of me peeing on the wall??? I know this place is full of degens, however, that's pretty darn weird.

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    The blow dryer might be genius.
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    The Frog is a time honored tradition. Surprised they didn’t have the most common method, The Mortar Fire, stand back and arc the stream while calculating the trajectory mid air.

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    Chill the fuck out peeps.



    School's Out!

    In 1984 I definitely had that album in my brain played by my bus driver. I went on to high school years later not taking any trauma with me except a boot knife in my doc martins in an all male Jesuit suit and tie high school where there were a bunch of collars not hot for us actually, despite all stereotypes. I was also an alter boy, ballet dancer 3x per week, the other 3x with Tai Kwon Do, and a shit ton of time on the trains and buses during the height of the crack epidemic in the Bronx.

    Never once got fucked with unless I wanted to. People these days need to chill the fuck out. Or teach you kids how to not get fucking raped by social media.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Chill the fuck out peeps.



    School's Out!

    In 1984 I definitely had that album in my brain played by my bus driver. I went on to high school years later not taking any trauma with me except a boot knife in my doc martins in an all male Jesuit suit and tie high school where there were a bunch of collars not hot for us actually, despite all stereotypes. I was also an alter boy, ballet dancer 3x per week, the other 3x with Tai Kwon Do, and a shit ton of time on the trains and buses during the height of the crack epidemic in the Bronx.

    Never once got fucked with unless I wanted to. People these days need to chill the fuck out. Or teach you kids how to not get fucking raped by social media.
    Jim Carroll Band would have also been on point for that bus ride..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    The Frog is a time honored tradition. Surprised they didn’t have the most common method, The Mortar Fire, stand back and arc the stream while calculating the trajectory mid air.
    Frog is usually where it's at. Like all mortar homemade mortar enthusiasts know, you have to walk your fire into the red ring, not recommended. Portal isn't recommended either. I've gotten complaints for both. Pissing outside works, should be called the "Mother Nature" or " some thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Or just pee in the shower
    Pee at the shower. No need to get inside. Just stand at the edge. Quick rinse when you're done.
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Oh, Rikki.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dai...e-student.html

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    MT was an alter boy!
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    That's a chuckle

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    Rikki got titti.

    And why do Americans marry at 22 and get kids at 23??
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Rikki got titti.

    And why do Americans marry at 22 and get kids at 23??
    This episode of the Phil Donahue show explains it well.

    https://youtu.be/5sc_nQiuDN0?si=b2ECAprfqpNotdDj

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Oh, Rikki.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dai...e-student.html

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    Rikki should have lost that number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Rikki got titti.

    And why do Americans marry at 22 and get kids at 23??
    My read is that the wedding was coincident with or slightly after the wedding.

    She/hubby (ex?) are Trumptard Republican- the party of family values

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    Kind of amusing that she is relatively hot, and the kid was like “Nope, I ain’t sticking my dick in crazy”
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    What is wrong with kids today? 16 year old me would have worn her like a feedbag.
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