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    Red face I hate people who...

    ...don't understand the concept "ski porn".

    They really think I'm talking about porn.. in the conventional sense.

    Morons.

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    agreed. why don't people understand what me and my friends from the internet are talking about!!? Fucking idiots.
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    Yeah, IMHO they are JONGs.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Well, if they catch you sportin' wood, then it's easy for them to make the conection.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Oh....... so that's why there hasn't been any naked women in those movies I've been buying.

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    I run a small pornsite on the net.
    http://www.kokotele.com/buttskier.gif
    yepper

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    Wink

    Yeah - don't you just hate it when everyone else isn't tuned into your own little world? I mean come on - "ski porn" is so mainstream
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    This pic is fackin' hilarious!
    I've had the same problem, one person asked if they wear ski clothes while "doin' it".

    B)

    Originally posted by interloper
    I run a small pornsite on the net.
    http://www.kokotele.com/buttskier.gif

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    Originally posted by KQ
    Yeah - don't you just hate it when everyone else isn't tuned into your own little world? I mean come on - "ski porn" is so mainstream
    Yeah, but they don't even get it when I try to explain it to them! So there

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    Originally posted by road trip
    Yeah, but they don't even get it when I try to explain it to them! So there
    Most ppl don't get skiing let alone looking at pics of it and drooling. I would venture to guess that each and everyone of us who frequent these ski site are branded as "fanatics."

    Most ppl (who don't ski or only ski a little) avoid talking skiing with me - they know they'll get far more information than they care to process.

    I try to keep to myself and share it here.
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    Touche..

    For the record, resist the urge to insert "JONG" into everyday conversation.

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    I hate people who....

    [tangent]
    After consulting with them on dates that would be good for a trip, working out the dates and waiting for good airfare to come available, when I call and say airfare is cheap as shit let's book it!, they say "Well I'm not sure those dates will work, I'll have to check with my boss, and see if it's OK with the wife first." WTF do you think I was doing when I got your dates that would be good because my original dates weren't good for you? Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!! Of course it's circumstances like this that have sent me out solo on some trips and I've had a blast every time I've done that. [/tanget, looking for the silver lining, and checking to see how long the air specials are good for]

    And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.....

    Edit: And glad I'm flying solo to the UT Mini, so I don't have to deal with any of that shit
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    Talking Teledave comment..

    Funny you should bring that up...

    "Hey [road trip].. about that trip to Utah in February... I don't think that I'm going to be able to make it..."

    No problem! I anticipated that and so booked it for the weekend that my internet friends will be there!

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    Re: Teledave comment..

    Originally posted by road trip
    Funny you should bring that up...

    "Hey [road trip].. about that trip to Utah in February... I don't think that I'm going to be able to make it..."

    No problem! I anticipated that and so booked it for the weekend that my internet friends will be there!
    See you in UT!
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    You guys are just tooooo deep.

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    You guys ever JONGed someone in the real world?

    I can just picture someone pointing and yelling JONG! and looking at everyone for approval but instead everyone's got the usual, wtf are you doing look on their face.

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    Originally posted by Mtn Man
    This pic is fackin' hilarious!
    I've had the same problem, one person asked if they wear ski clothes while "doin' it".
    Come on, who doesn't wear a helmet and goggles sometimes during sex

    Now wearing your ski boots might be going too far, I don't know.

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    Originally posted by road trip
    Touche..

    For the record, resist the urge to insert "JONG" into everyday conversation.
    Guilty as charged...the looks are priceless though.

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    Originally posted by road trip
    For the record, resist the urge to insert "JONG" into everyday conversation.
    Too late...

    drC

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    Originally posted by KQ

    Most ppl (who don't ski or only ski a little) avoid talking skiing with me - they know they'll get far more information than they care to process.
    Damn right! Also when I meet people for the 1st time, 99% of the time (even at work) I'll swing the conversation round to skiing. I just can't help it. They normally just sit there and nod.

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    Originally posted by truth
    Guilty as charged...the looks are priceless though.
    It isn't so much as yelling "JONG" at people as it is me saying things like "sorry I screwed up the meatloaf. I'm such a cooking JONG."

    And then they look at me like

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