Expensive chicken dinner
I had a chicken dinner Thursday night that made me vacate every ounce of water and food in my system all throughout Friday, but as it's subsiding I'm drinking as much water as I can. On one of my last heaves, though, I got a cramp in my back and three real strong ones down my chest, rib cage and stomach. I go to work on Saturday, do my job, but am feeling funny.
I go home to relax, put my feet up, but my abdomen feels puffier, my thighs are knocking way more than they should, my shit had turned black, and when I stood up it felt like some fluid ran all the way down to and around my knees (Inside the skin), lots of gurgling and pulsating on my right side around my stomach.
I head over to Walgreens to get a free blood pressure screening and it's high. 188/144 with a 70 pulse. I'm normally at the top of the "Low" range.
Head to the ER where they think I could have a leaky stomach, or upper gastrointestinal hemmorage or some shit. They send me home with a piece of paper saying diagnosed with "abdominal pain", and say I'm fine.
$10 grand later. Oh, and have the decency to tell me I need to be in the ER again for a follow up visit 4 hours from now. I have shitty insurance that is probably going to label this a pre-existing condition because I had hernia repair surgery for "abdominal pain" 5 years ago.
I was there for 3 hours, which is good that I wasn't waiting all day and night, but seriously… $3k plus an hour?
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