Wasatch Conditions 13/14

[rog'smom]

That's sweet Rawj, I like how you quoted what someone said and then inserted your own cunted BS that doesn't have anything to do with the original quoted statement, just so you could be the narcissistic cunt that you are.

Thou shalt not cunt regional threads that thou pussy cunt doesn't reside.

[the Cock]

^^good call.

It's only been two days and it's starting again.

Please restrain yourself Rog.

[Sirshredalot]

Very touch conditions on the park city ridgeline today. Failing sometimes on the two side cuts of a ct. q1 with lots of energy...

Were you able to identify on what layer this failure was occurring?

[ItsChokerOut]

Can't say for sure. But it was old November snow. One of the pockets even had some characteristics of the hard variety...

[skifishbum]

Back in the day skiing was difficult and therefore people who could ski well were cool. Telemark racers were among the coolest. Groundhog Day was the Alta local celebration held on Cecret lift. There were two dual courses. One for telemark and one for parallel. The top 16 racers on time from each dual course then battled it out in a dual elimination format with a pro bump added. The pro bump had a flat landing with a gate immediately on landing. There were no time penalties for judged missed telemarks. This was alpine racing on skinny telemark skis and homemade frankenboots. Racers came from the Summit Series in Colorado and Montana and the rest of the West. Every year Victor Roy was the man to beat. He was an elite alpine racer who would put on the tele gear one day a year and win. Groundhog Day at Alta was an incredible drug and alcohol fueled Ullrfest. I don't know if it is still held.

thanks for bringin the goods to the thread
my obs from the sillytude skier compaction team
couple naturals/crowns in the stupid chute/ millie hood
21 ran 3/4 track with a pretty impressive debris/dep zone
as off most off 22 and a pocket off pinacle
a good collapse on a shallow brushy faceted traverse left of scree
damn good skiin
please roj listen to mom
go back and count how many posts you have in these wasatch OBS threads and ask
why?

[happytimefunbox]

my obs from the sillytude skier compaction team

please roj listen to mom
go back and count how many posts you have in these wasatch OBS threads and ask
why?

Was across the street in the land of willows and bears watchen you pivot skid sfb. You really need to lock your ankles together bro, do more damn turns.

My obs from the upper BCC 9800 down to 8200 S to SW facing. No formal pit dug but multiple hand pits and pole probes. Surface hoars down low on top of 10 inches of the good stuff. Up near the ridge more hollow feeling with some mild damage from the SSW winds Thur morning. Lots of collapsing up on the PC ridge and some impressive wind loading on the N faces. No activity seen though. We were gonna stomp some cornices so we had an avalanche to report but then I remember some sage advise from a wise ski bum and left the slide path alone. It looked ready to go and I didn't wanna piss it off. Kept it low angle and the the turns were super duper fantabulous. Even the exit was fun for as little snow was down there. Teams of people were shredding pow lots of folks out and about with smiling faces fat skis will be the end of us all. Roj would be sad at this crowded corner of the wasnatch, maybe he won't come back (to this thread hopefully)?

Now for some stoke...

highway to heaven



LEROYJENKINS!!!!!! Nice angulation there buddy...



Feeling small in a big world...



Tracks...



#artsyasfuck

[tBatt]

Skied from Figure 8 back down to Alta today. Saw a nice little slide right behind Chad's gap. There was a couple there who were "making sure no one was under there" but didn't have any beacons.

Just saw the report come up on UAC. Interesting..

[Phall]

I know this isn't ski related, but help my friend find her dog, which took off while up Neff's today.
http://instagram.com/p/iM8aNyEcva/
RINGO IS LOST!!!! He got scared by some people up Neffs canyon. He has a green bandana on. If you or anyone you know lives near Neffs canyon please send his picture their way. And please repost!!

[Hey Diddle Diddle]

The geese fly high this Solstice morn,
The woods are bare, the snow is deep.
We wait for Herne to sound His horn
To wake His children up from sleep
To celebrate this happy night,
When Winter may be put to flight.

“Encyclopedia of White Magic"


Merry Solstice to all and to all a good night. LET IT SNOW!!!

[Trace Hardslab]

Checking in/lurking here & UAC for Wasatch obs, thanks.

Much love for the dogs here.

Find the hound.

[Slaag Master]

we need to see the dogs tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phall]

Dog's found. Thanks for caring. No obs.

[skifishbum]

got high and braved the dangers sat. headed up through the woodsy rhime with my athelete/spanser

not enough new snow in that hood to add much load or cover our last weeks tracks up or down
bit of drifting on ridge
made my partner dig a pit about few hundred ft upridge above the one the fujitive and i did ene 30 deg
actually a bit better values averaging ct 8 but my wife taps gentler
80 cm failin q1 25 cm
on the

ect11
ruechblock 1/2 ski
good pitfillers
skied fun

made her dig for the rating explination too
late start 2day observed the n of ellrollo or whatevr in the chuteless meadows
gave a steep test slope a whomp by the mine and got a 20' 12"er
furthur up canyon
observed this cross gully under dugs drop

can't say if it was natural with a skier track or vice vrs
propitiated a good 100+ yd crown estimate 18"

up gully a couple tracks on a fairly steep high consquence line down from the tp
unskier compacted terrain spooks me so props i guess
haisties shearin q1
spatial varibilities abound a bit of wind driven slabiness a lot of hollowness and a bit collapsing a bit of graupel now in the mix
only made it to e bowl dav valley floor for workages no other naturals observed
more mrs. bum

[userA]

nice report sfb, since were lacking on significant pack it is nice to read of another areas obs.
ski you someday
bF

[icelanticskier]

^^^^^^no cunting, chris. you no live there. hafta be a "local".

rog

[userA]

^^^^^^no cunting, be a "local".

rog

but it appears you just can't stop?
the bob

[skifishbum]

"Listen, and understand. That CUNTinator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until ........

quote
420

[Brad Davis]

Doing some artillery testing in Hellgate/Superior and maybe a few shots above to town of Alta. Backcountry closes on the North side of Upper LCC (Monte Cristo to Grizzly Gulch) from Midnight to 0800 12/23/13.

-Thanks

Brad

[getoutside]

with my partner heading out of town for the holidays, figured two quick laps in mill d before work would suffice. saw trace to maybe 2" max on skintrack. temps in upper 30s early. wind gusting only up higher. a delightful meadow skipper through the trees before exiting through the east face of reynolds. way fun. enjoy the holidays.

[SchralphMacchio]

How's the coverage below 8K?

[wra]

^^^ Bony

[skifishbum]

i was gonna go with elevation aspect and drainage dependent or bushwackily wippersnapperish
2days obs are spansered by

EAT MUR CRICKETZ
headed up a colored coat hood in da wilderness of da gods


gourgy day

my athelte pinky tuscadorable slogs out the up

found some rhyme and reason in the holiday season

observed some

but only from afar.
stability and snowpack structure weren't as bad as i thought they might be
made it to

headed down with various degees of athletism

Biff has the air bag so we make him ski cut everything

pinky shreds the sickgnarz

another chemically dependent skibum atheletes

headed out the shrubbies A basin
to a wellcovered road with uphill skatin nords nerds abound
biff sends it

Anybody ever get the report on that skier compaction sluff management incident in the world class skiing resort of alta?
was it an inbounds avalanche involvin PSIA?
or is that even possible?
Whats the p stand for?
safe now?????
merry xmass anywho

[Slaag Master]

merry xmas!!!!!!!!!!

[mtnbiker/boarder]

Merry Christmas to Getoutside MPPG and Slaag
Sweet turns getoutside ^^^^^^^

[skifishbum]

if your lurkin take that skin track constructive criticism of the org you work for for what it's worth
i personally judge by the product not what others may or may not do with said product
like biff said
considerable chance that making bad decisions can lead to adverse consequences anywhere in life
oh and if you walk into the bar and the shit gets ugly
the galliono bottles not a bad thing to be holdin and the more bar brawls you experienced the probability of a better outcome of the asswhopin may occur
but what do i know i gave that shit up to skibums
have a safe season thanks for what cha all do.
you missed one n facin pio along the d lake subridge exit