Wasatch Conditions 13/14

[Johnny Deep]

"wasatch wigglers were layin out phone cords "

For the win!

[icelanticskier]

spoken like a true dick

hey, it chooses to live there........

rog

[skifishbum]

while this posters replies aren't hidden or ignored
does anybody really care what the cunt that couldn't hang thinks?

rog

sweet lets make this the babblin team cunt
who don't reside here page
whose next?

[wra]

sweet lets make this the babblin team cunt
who don't reside here page
whose next?

I was born here.



Sorry.

[icelanticskier]

sweet lets make this the babblin team cunt
who don't reside here page
whose next?

shouldn't you be out working on that modified stick up yer ass power wedge of yers?

go link a few and report back, mkay?

rog

[bloski]

is this the wasatch genealogy page?? my mom said.......

gots blood 2 generations deep here in the satch sez the slaag 2 the steers!!!!!!!!!!

[alto]

Its bad enough when insults fly between fellow skiers of the same area.

Now keyboard jockeys from distant lands dump their own spite into the Wasatch morass.

Pathetic.

[MMP]

Pardon the interruption, but want to thank Tuco for donating the Hellbent for the new shotski at Magic. DoWork got it done and we just christened it.

Thanks Tuco!

[bloski]

no pit, no probes, no dogs, no crew!!!! old school tour: i make the turn i pay the price!!


some low angle ego terrain!!!!


i am the line!!!!

[mph]

Sweet. How was the north face skiing?

no pit, no probes, no dogs, no crew!!!! old school tour: i make the turn i pay the price!!


some low angle ego terrain!!!!


i am the line!!!!

[spindrift65]

North facing, not the Solitude slack country sorry.

[icelanticskier]

sweet^^^^^^

rog

[mph]

North facing, not the Solitude slack country sorry.

Nice shots! I think I know that line. Did u see the powder birds?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Wasatch powder turds landed on Dutches draw today. It was busy, with probably 100ppl an hour going out the 9990 gate. This strikes me as an incredibly unsafe practice, and unneighborly.

They proceeded to take their guest down "tree-time" which was completely tracked up garbage that we haven't bothered to ski in days. I'd be fucking pissed if I was a paying guest, but I have a feeling they were doing "freebies" so industry suck-ups and assholes can blog about how awesome they are for heli-skiing

they also congregated for high fives and hot cocoa in the bottom of the slide path, considering alll the tourist from texas dropping in on them on conehead it didn't seem like the safest place to stop.

it was surreal...

Tough to tell, but you can see the prop wash on the ridgeline

Fuck them. I left this review on their FB page:

"Thanks for landing on us today on the Dutch draw ridgeline. ....A real neighborly, and safe practice on a crowded ridge that likely had over a hundred exits/hr out of the 9990 gate. You proceeded to take your guest down a tracked up slope, and used unsafe travel practices.
Overall, I have to give you one star, but I'd rather give you one finger and file a complaint with the FAA."

Subtle enough?

Ps.I realize no one gives a shit about Dutches, but this is just fucking wrong. Is there any recourse I can take? file a FAA complaint? Shame them on FB? Dog shit under the door handle of their helo?

[skifishbum]

dog shits on doorhandles oud be the most maggotly
what a difference a day makes
the fuugestives and i saw 6 in tlp 2 in silver and 2 n days thurs
graybirdz in the solisslacountry
guess the stout michigans city crust kept the alta catters at and in their bay
n facin dav skied well

bringin the Durance

headed back up n over to drop o dugs
any you more senior wasatchers got a date on dougs incident?
i suk @ googlez and couldn't find it
wnw into days didn't suck

till it manked bout the bottom of draw
yesterday them turds claimed 2 ships and their entire tenure
headed where they aint which seems like the slackcountry 2 sum
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plenty o grap

found a seafoam clad tele chica and added her to the crew

sun popped in n out

aside from a small natural in mineral not a lot of instabilities observed
haisties poppin q1 shear bout a ' down but takin a good tug

tween the turds o pwder and the rest of the wasangles bc skier compaction crews
a shitload of pow was plundered
hallway, benson hedges, georges etc all got skied
cool watchin this crew git er done in the catchers mitt

i guess the who wants the freshies is easier when your group aint gots much dynamics
and no one cares to share with ya

upsides sumthin more than wiggle turn selfies
jonnies wasatch gettin athletic

P

B

and S again w/ that dick durance rear hand pole droppin steeze

case ya were wonderin what happens when the point n chutes gets spun to hdr

hells yeahs bloski
blessed are those who summit valid obs
said soes on the clemintines

[bloski]

flounder pounder - you chair riding sidecountry poser faggot!!! keep me and mine out of your cocksucking mouth!!!! the plow and seed crew from turquoise will fat pipe stank on your fresh bunt caked bitch!!!

[lhitchner]

Figure 8 Hill and North and NE facing runs off the ridge to Patsey Marley stayed powdery and without any warming or sun damage yesterday (Fri. 3/7). Cool temperatures and only intermittent sun break throughs helped a lot to keep the 5"-6" of new snow dry. Went there after seeing a photo posted by SFB from last Monday. Also tried to go there on Tues. with a group of 3, but we backed off due to extremely flat light that day. Yesterday had pretty decent lighting and much more new snow than Tues.

Saw 3 guys looking back up at their tracks from the bottom of Pressure Drop (or maybe Big Bang -- they didn't know what they had skied) chute that starts just a tad West of the summit of Wolverine (did not see them skiing it). I talked to them at the skin up start below Twin Lakes Pass. They were from Vancouver, BC. They came here to ski because they say the Pacific NW coastal areas is having a shitty year. One of them had skied Blackcomb back-country a few days ago and said it was pretty bad. Interior BC was better though not great they said.

[cravenmoorehed]

Superior March 5th awesomeness

[happytimefunbox]

Warm on the skin up from Alta at 9. Wasatch powderkeg had everyone lycraed out at brighton so it was surprisingly empty in the sheep pen. 2 leisurely laps in east bowl and one cabin ridge run. No pits dug but everything on N faces was pretty much green light and some nice surface hoary turns in the trees. No instabilities noted and cold dry snow on the N end of the compass where I skied. On the exit around 2 cut above a suspect convexity and my sluff pulled out a wet slab below me about 40 feet across and it went probably 300 feet really slow. Watch out on the late exits. Oh and superior is tracked the fuck out.

Skintrack stoke



Not phone cords

[criscam]

Fresh tracks down Kessler e cooly were pretty nice this am. Manageable sluffing. Sun aspects in the gut were getting a little affected. Exit was just starting to turn for the worse just before noon.

[skifishbum]

. Wasatch powderkeg had everyone lycraed out at brighton

sum wear it betters than others


would it be b right on slacks country?
or illta sidecountry?
or sled acessed backcounteries?

who fuckin cares
shit that needs to be skied country imo
headed up down over n up
some random wasatch bro recruited to the sfb stoke athlete team

Gourgieday

instabilities observed

lobbed a couple into the e castle didn't produce instabilities
should be cto bout may 1
couple of AK bros who we watched rip up tusc showed up
been utarded 4 2 weeks and nailed sum wasatch classics
said almost all the touring parties they encountered were friendly helpful and stoked
freaks on a sunset peaks

skied well bit o wind funk upper and variable crusts encountered on deviation of n aspects

added a a couple cuties for lap 2 one of the splitter varity and an rippin aussie freeheeler
observed a toph ball corner pocket combo

mandy

tracked countries

gots to whatch a crew git er done over 8 ball way
think they used sleds
bivy or up time
do these ass pads make his skis look fat?

thankfully the s face had rollerpuked the previous day
and there was a well worn power kegs track n flags to guide us
gummis help

sumbodies go check on angry papa skismurf he's gonna blow an already cracked head gasket.
wanna be a better

touring partner
learn to

props 2 her
like the stickerz says

stoked n blessed we are

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Incident report is up on UAC about the braaper fatality in bear creek. RIP

http://utahavalanchecenter.org/avalanches/20973

[bloski]

stacked salad!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldskibum]

Superior March 5th awesomenes

Great turns and tunes on a classic memorable line. Thanks for the ride!

[Brad Davis]

LCC- Backcountry Closure in effect 4:00 thru 8:15 am Tues, March 11: Lisa Falls thru Grizzly Gulch. Road Closing at 6:30 at Gate B.

-BD