Utards (and anyone who knows) :: Jeep Week in Moab?

[Cliff Huckable]

your obviously in desperate need for a punch in the head

My guess is you know dick about fighting, so that wouldn't end up being a healthy thing for you to try.

If none of these terms mean anything to you, stfu:
bjj
rnc
muay thai
omoplata

[PlayHarder]

My guess is you know dick about fighting, so that wouldn't end up being a healthy thing for you to try.

If none of these terms mean anything to you, stfu:
bjj
rnc
muay thai
omoplata

Training to be a cage fighter?

[powder11]

My guess is you know dick about fighting, so that wouldn't end up being a healthy thing for you to try.

If none of these terms mean anything to you, stfu:
bjj
rnc
muay thai
omoplata

oooh tough guy! your a big fat pussy

[Cliff Huckable]

Training to be a cage fighter?

No, just an interest. I started when I was young - and it can come in handy. Great way to keep fit, too.

oooh tough guy! your a big fat pussy

Excellent comeback. You've really got it going on, ace.

[lemon boy]

Cliff-

Yours have to be the most idiotic responses I've read in a while. Clearly you're channeling SquawMan. Please stop. Just for your stupid shit I am going to deliberately drive around with my fueltank doors open after filling up and take every corner hard so that diesel spills out all over the place. After I'm done doing that I'm gonna drop the hammer out of every stop just to watch that beautiful black smoke come rolling out the tailpipe. That and I'm gonna lug the engine just driving along so it rolls da black ink.

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Jay- I haven't been there for it in 10 years and the one time I was it was accidental. If nothing else it is a spectacle. Some of the rigs are truely works of redneck-folk-art. I remember sitting & getting high between boulders at Big Bend fairly early in the morning and hearing a rumble approaching as an unbroken line of V8 powered jeeps came blasting up the canyon on the way to their day's trails. Beautiful burly rig upon rig. Awesome.

Unfortunatley, it turns an already zoolike town into a total madhouse and is Moab to 11 both at its best and worst.

[jayfrizzo]

First - why start a thread if you only want posts you like? "Shitting in your thread" = having a different opinion? Get the fuck over yourself.

You assumed I'd be romping around on a 4WD, and still do, despite the fact that I said I don't drive.

By "getting stupid with the gas guzzlers" I meant I'd be drinkning with the rednecks. Let me say it a 4th time: I don't drive. I'm not a 4WDer.

You didn't show a differing opinion. You tried to be clever with your little quote parade and didn't contribute. You weren't creative, weren't constructive and didn't really say anything. Hence, you shit in my thread.

You start a thread people will post in it. I didn't post in it to piss you off - just to point out something that some of you guys seem oblivious to.

While I'll admit I'm not the brightest bulb in the bunch, when have I seemed oblivious to environmental impacts of living? And don't use your misunderstaning of my words as an example. That's just an example of you misunderstanding something and jumping to a conclusion -- shitting in my thread.

As you say, there are different levels of impact - and "gettin' stupid with the gas guzzlers" allows individuals to make a pretty big and negative impact.

Again, I don't drive. While drinking does have an impact -- the processing and shipping of booze does use fossil fuels, roads, and the production of processing and shipping machines, packing, etc. -- I'm OK with that.

You *never* drive a car? Good for you - but don't think your enviromental awareness in one area gives you license to go wild in another. Do what you want, but it's pretty hard to attend Jeep rallies and then claim to be Mr. Environment.

When did I claim to be Mr. Environment? You're the one who's pointing out what everyone here is supposedly oblivious to.

btw- I have driven cars about 15 times in the last 10 years. Never owned one, hopefully never will. How's that?

As for eating and shopping, etc - in one week the amount of garbage/recycling I have to put out is less than 1 small grocery bag. That's not perfect, and I never will be perfect - but I won't be gettin' stupid with the gas guzzlers, either.

No, but you're still "fucking up the environment in a totally avoidable way." So again, either kill yourself or shut up.


J-

[Dr. Gaper]

I don't drive.

J-

How are you getting to Moab?

[Telephil]

And Jayfrizzo kills it again, that last post was the best read of the day frizzo. Just for you, I'm going to leave my office to turn my car on, then come back inside and let it run for the rest of the day. In fact, I'll have the rest of the office do the same. Good work....we should hit up fiddlers or some other place again soon.

[lemon boy]

How are you getting to Moab?

teleporter.

[powder11]

No, just an interest. I took a liking to other men when I was young - and it can come in handy. Great way to keep fit, too

your a fucking dork. you boxercise with housewives. my sister can kick your sorry ass

[stump832]

I liked this thread better when it had regressed toward an internet dick-waving contest about who was a better street fighter. But its an interesting experiment to see how many times J has to say he doesn't contribute to global warming before Dr Huckable gets the point.

Break the wrist and walk away.

[jayfrizzo]

But its an interesting experiment to see how many times J has to say he doesn't contribute to global warming before Dr Huckable gets the point.

I do contribute to global warming. I live in a house, use paper, ride in cars, eat food that was shipped in vehicles, consume electricity, etc. So does Cliff. So does everyone.

And for the record I can't fight for shit.

[Cliff Huckable]

Cliff-

Yours have to be the most idiotic responses I've read in a while. Clearly you're channeling SquawMan. Please stop. Just for your stupid shit I am going to deliberately drive around with my fueltank doors open after filling up and take every corner hard so that diesel spills out all over the place. After I'm done doing that I'm gonna drop the hammer out of every stop just to watch that beautiful black smoke come rolling out the tailpipe. That and I'm gonna lug the engine just driving along so it rolls da black ink.

That super, lemon lad. Fucking up your country will sure show me.

btw, I like how you got all ebonic part way through. You've got street cred, for sure!

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[powder11]

And for the record I can't fight for shit

thats ok, cliff can't either. he just plays streetfighter on the net

[stump832]

I do contribute to global warming. I live in a house, use paper, ride in cars, eat food that was shipped in vehicles, consume electricity, etc. So does Cliff. So does everyone.

And for the record I can't fight for shit.

Me neither

For the record, I'm on your side. I'm just not so good at the internet posting thing.

[lemon boy]

Listen Douche:

I am dead fucking serious. I'm holding Mother Nature hostage and every time you post another POS post in Jay's already shit-upon thread I will spend an additional 12 hours doing everything in my prodigious powers to jack my level of consumption up.

STOP DOUCHING THREADS OR MOTHER NATURE GETS IT. Heading back out to lock my hubs back (which I unlocked today to get better mileage).

Asshat.

[Cliff Huckable]

I do contribute to global warming. I live in a house, use paper, ride in cars, eat food that was shipped in vehicles, consume electricity, etc. So does Cliff. So does everyone.

And for the record I can't fight for shit.

No need to fight - we can just bitch at each other!

Everyone contributes to global warming - but as you said, the size of each person's impact varies. And it varies according to what that person chooses to do.

Would I like to rip around off-road in a Jeep? Hell yeah! But I don't because it doesn't come without a 'price' - fucking the environment over.

I figured reminding some fairly intelligent guys about the consequences of global warming was constructive.
What the fuck do you want - a workshop on the subject?

[lemon boy]

No need to fight - we can just bitch at each other!

Everyone contributes to global warming - but as you said, the size of each person's impact varies. And it varies according to what that person chooses to do.

Would I like to rip around off-road in a Jeep? Hell yeah! But I don't because it doesn't come without a 'price' - fucking the environment over.

I figured reminding some fairly intelligent guys about the consequences of global warming was constructive.
What the fuck do you want - a workshop on the subject?

TWELVE HOURS DOUCHE!

[powder11]

What the fuck do you want - a workshop on the subject?

no, you disappearing would do just fine

[stump832]

What the fuck do you want - a workshop on the subject?

is that rhetorical?

[jayfrizzo]

STOP DOUCHING THREADS OR MOTHER NATURE GETS IT. Heading back out to lock my hubs back (which I unlocked today to get better mileage).

Heh, you can let her go, man. We're not going down this weekend. Looks like there may be some snow coming our way so they headed down today to do some canyoning then are coming back to shralp snow for the weekend.

So this thread can go the way of the shitter as far as I'm concerned.

[Mr. Altagirl]

Break the wrist and walk away.

How would you like a roundhouse kick to the head from somoeone wearing these bad boys?!?!? Forget about it!

I'll fight either Jay or phUnk (provided AG is backing me up).

[Cliff Huckable]

For the record: would I actually fight someone based on an internet conversation?
NO. That would be hilariously pathetic.

I would buy 'em a beer, though.

[Dr. Gaper]

Would I like to rip around off-road in a Jeep? Hell yeah! But I don't because it doesn't come without a 'price' - fucking the environment over.

Not always. The Jeep club I'm a member of here in CO regurlarly organizes and participates in trail cleanup activities, revegetation projects, and educating and informing rookies to the "tread lightly" concept. A concept that "MOST" responsible wheelers follow like gospel. Jeep emissions are much less when wheeling than most cars driving on the highways, because they are normally crawling at ~ 10 miles an hour. An eight hour Jeeping trip may only use a quarter tank of gas.

After reading the sled dog thread I have to wonder - is there any cause that you are not a crusader for? Aren't there some whales to be saved or something?

[Donald Trump]

Cliff,

YOU'RE FIRED.

Now pack up your desk and get the fuck out of here.