I got a phone number today

**Dirty Hoar** · 03-17-2005, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by FNG

Two in the pink, one in the stink, and a thumb for courtesy.

Oh yes, the crusty bowling ball grip. Two in the pink, thumb in the stink.

**Dirty Hoar** · 03-17-2005, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

I called today she called back WTF???

You're on roll! Today was a good day, huh? So how'd the conversation go?

**ak_powder_monkey** · 03-17-2005, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by flabango

You're on roll! Today was a good day, huh? So how'd the conversation go?

Her: Hey this is (Name here)
Me: Hey I called to see if you wanted to go hiking but you weren't around so I went with nate, the snow rules
Nate (in background yelling at me): holy shit its actully her, holy shit patty
Her: Sweet
Me: I'm actully on a mountain right now.
Her: Sweet
Me: Anyhow I have to get off this mountain, so I'll see you tomorrow
Her: Definately

Hang up ski sick pow watch nate huck.

**ScottG** · 03-17-2005, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Her: Hey this is (Name here)
Me: Hey I called to see if you wanted to go hiking but you weren't around so I went with nate, the snow rules
Nate (in background yelling at me): holy shit its actully her, holy shit patty
Her: Sweet
Me: I'm actully on a mountain right now.
Her: Sweet
Me: Anyhow I have to get off this mountain, so I'll see you tomorrow
Her: Definately

Hang up ski sick pow watch nate huck.

CLOSE THE DEAL!!
Make a firm date to do something with her.
Hiking can be good, but in winter you need to factor in cold shrinkage.
Plus if its gnar terrain, its harder to hold hands.
Maybe a movie or dinner something could work.

Once you are with her, if you cant sense when she wants to be kissed (this skill takes experience to learn), or if you dont have the balls to just kiss her like in the movies, then TELL her you wanna kiss her, or shes so beautiful you'd love to kiss here. Her response to that will be "why don't you"
Once your kissin, let it get hot and heavy and go for some titty.

Dude, she wants you. dont fuck it up like a bad TR.

**focus** · 03-17-2005, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Her: Hey this is (Name here)
Me: Hey I called to see if you wanted to go hiking but you weren't around so I went with nate, the snow rules
Nate (in background yelling at me): holy shit its actully her, holy shit patty
Her: Sweet
Me: I'm actully on a mountain right now.
Her: Sweet
Me: Anyhow I have to get off this mountain, so I'll see you tomorrow
Her: Definately

Hang up ski sick pow watch nate huck.

so...was it a:
"...sweet...

" or a "Sweet!"

**TheDingleberry** · 03-17-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by ScottG

Once you are with her, if you cant sense when she wants to be kissed (this skill takes experience to learn), or if you dont have the balls to just kiss her like in the movies, then TELL her you wanna kiss her, or shes so beautiful you'd love to kiss here. Her response to that will be "why don't you"
Once your kissin, let it get hot and heavy and go for some titty.

.

FUCK THIS AKPM!

DO NOT DO THIS WHATEVER YOU DO! 1st of all ladies like a man to take charge. They do not want some guy who can not read their signals, they will think you are an iddiot if you ASK to kiss them.
Look for the signs like:

Looking you in the eye (If she no like AKPM, this won't happen)
Touching you ANYWHERE (I don't care if its your fingernail, if they touch you they like you).
Laughing at your lame jokes.
Good conversation (Try not to talk about yourself all the time and don't mention this board.)

If you get 2 of these its a good bet you can get some type of lovin, but nothing is a for sure, you could probably fuck up a wet dream.

Let her know alittle about you but always leave her lingering for more information. It's more about getter to know her. And set a FIRM date.

**Duker** · 03-17-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by TheDingleberry

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Good conversation (Try not to talk about yourself all the time and don't mention this board.)

.

Definatley bring up this board. then time it to see how fast she leaves.

**Grange** · 03-17-2005, 03:30 PM

Ask her is she knows what an ATM is.

**MuleSkinner** · 03-17-2005, 04:12 PM

No offense AKPM but being a lady, I have to say that Dingleberry is right on with his advice.....

If we touch you anywhere, we are most definitely interested....

**TheDingleberry** · 03-17-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by MuleSkinner

No offense AKPM but being a lady, I have to say that Dingleberry is right on with his advice..

You have the name muleskinner and you're a female thats hot.

**doofdoof** · 03-17-2005, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by MuleSkinner

If we touch you anywhere, we are most definitely interested....

And if she punches or slaps you, she is still interested, and she might get a little rough later too .......

**AfroMullet** · 03-17-2005, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by doofdoof

And if she punches or slaps you, she is still interested, and she might get a little rough later too .......

So get the funk on.

**ScottG** · 03-17-2005, 07:16 PM

All y'all are right on. Women do want a take charge guy.

But, AKPM admitted he's "a little shy" and he is stoked about a phone number (not about a particular girl or a particular phone number, but it seems any phone number).
He may find it easier to ask for the kiss rather than waiting for "the right time" to kiss her (is it when you drop her off, in between the meal and desert, or when you first pick her up, or after she blows you?)

I was just trying to think back to junior high before I knew how to read girls signals well enough to dominate them, pin them down and fuck them silly.

If he's so shy that he might go the whole date without planting a peck, then far better to ask than to be such a dork that you blow the first date entirely, confuse the fuck out of her, make her think you are not interested, and end up in "The Friend Zone"

**ak_powder_monkey** · 03-17-2005, 11:33 PM

Going to the rock gym tomorrow

seriously WTF is going on? THis must be an eloborate hoax

**Viva** · 03-18-2005, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by ScottG

All y'all are right on. Women do want a take charge guy.

Uhh...not all women...

**Clack** · 03-18-2005, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Going to the rock gym tomorrow

seriously WTF is going on? THis must be an eloborate hoax

Follow her into the bathroom and whip it out. She'll love it.

**AfroMullet** · 03-18-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Going to the rock gym tomorrow

seriously WTF is going on? THis must be an eloborate hoax

Spot her when bouldering and have her "fall" onto you.

**Plakespear** · 03-18-2005, 07:30 PM

Whatever you do, DON'T LET HER CATCH YOU LOOKING AT HER TITS

**vote4pedro** · 03-19-2005, 05:37 PM

GET HER WASTED! fuck all that other shit. oldest trick in the book. haven't you ever seen a girls gone wild?
bonus: she won't even remember how shitty you were.

**doofdoof** · 03-21-2005, 09:27 AM

How did you go?

**MuleSkinner** · 03-28-2005, 03:38 PM

and.......

**Steezus Christ** · 04-04-2005, 01:28 PM

Does AKPM have virgin lips or something? I thought all the girls in Alaska were so bored that all they want is drugs, drinking, and dick.

**Telenater** · 04-04-2005, 01:53 PM

Two weeks since the last AKMP post on the subject of women.....

I suspect some contratulations are in order...

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-05-2005, 02:00 AM

nope I might be the biggest pussy ever. I called her today to ask her to prom and wussed out. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK why is jumping off cliffs easier then this? To whoever invented proms:

Should I get drunk before or afer I ask her?

**mushmouth** · 04-05-2005, 06:43 AM

NO, just ask her. This is life, it feels wierd sometime, but that's what makes it interesting. Keep in mind that she's probably just as nervous as you, if not more. If she laughs at you, she's the bitch and will probably end up doing gang-bang porn.

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