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  1. 03-13-2005, 11:54 PM #1
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    tomorrow I will probably die

    But It'll be worth it, 18 inches and still dumping, add a bit of wind and I know where it'll fill in to chest deep on the down side I will probably die in a avelanche (not really I'm going low angle [hurry beacon hurry]) its suppose to be sunny too!



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  2. 03-13-2005, 11:59 PM #2
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    hey AKPM... save this kind of thread for AFTER you have an epic day and surprise us with some stoke.. right now this thread is pointless...
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  3. 03-14-2005, 12:09 AM #3
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    hey monkey

    why are you so facinated with death. you have over 4,000 posts and at least 1 out of every 10 contains the word death, die, kill or something to that effect. so what gives, you in a hurry or what?
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  4. 03-14-2005, 12:10 AM #4
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    nah I just assume I'm sucha gaper I will die skiing any day now, just thought I'd remind every one that it is DUMPING
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  5. 03-14-2005, 12:24 AM #5
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    AKPM, you say a lot of dumb things but I've generally appreciated your presence on this board.... but damn it, this post is just asinine. do you think it's cool that you might die tomorrow? if you REALLY think there's a good chance of dying, would you really be going out there?

    pull your fucking head out of your ass, kid. you definitely do a good job spreading the stoke but your signal/noise ratio is pathetic.
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  6. 03-14-2005, 12:39 AM #6
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    nah I don't really think I'm gonna die tomorrow, theres just a lot of people who always warn me to not die. I'm a smart guy and I'll avoid terrain traps and slopes that could actully slide. I'm just really stoked
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  7. 03-14-2005, 12:47 AM #7
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    this thread is not good.
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  8. 03-14-2005, 12:51 AM #8
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    Soooooo, then we won't see any moronic threads posted by you tomorrow night. Awesome!
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  9. 03-14-2005, 01:17 AM #9
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    So the world is filled with tubular entities. Food goes in one end and shit comes out the other. Sperm goes in and babies come out.
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  10. 03-14-2005, 07:37 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meconium

    So, did you drop in wearing them thar skis?
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  11. 03-14-2005, 08:36 AM #11
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    what we will see is some pics of AKPM on some low angle pow, gaping, then a pic of a chute off in the distance, and the thread will end with a blurry sunset shot. Maybe, if we're lucky a picture of someone from norwedge.

    Just givin you some shit AKPM, ski first, take pics, don't die, then post s TR.
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  12. 03-14-2005, 09:09 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meconium

    mmmmmmmh.... looks like bryce canyon, uh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    [hurry beacon hurry])

    add a bit of wind and I know where it'll fill in
    STAY THE HELL IN THE SKI AREA!!!

    You're not a smart guy who can avoid dangerous slopes. I know many many people way smarter and more avy savvy than you who have taken rides. Statements like the above prove that you don't belong in the backcountry.
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  14. 03-14-2005, 10:13 AM #14
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    Don't worry about AKPM. His subconscious won't let him get into s situation where he might die before he has sex.
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  15. 03-14-2005, 10:19 AM #15
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    Thanks Plakespear...now where's that roll of paper towels I keep in my cube gone and disappeared to?

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  16. 03-14-2005, 10:34 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plakespear
    Don't worry about AKPM. His subconscious won't let him get into s situation where he might die before he has sex.
    This means AKPM is immortal.
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