This is not a good idea, I don't do this kind of tax litigation but if your set on this make sure the benefit is worth the substantial risk, we better be talking six digits or something.
Lastly spend a few minutes with a local tax attorney to get an understanding of the landscape in your area regarding enforcement. Make sure you like him because your probably going to see him again real soon. If you decide to do this delete this post, its a real fucking long shot but this kind of statement puts you in the fraud category rather than an oops I suck here's your money and interest deal.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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