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    Resistance is futeless.

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    Blueberry Pie

    I live in the mountains. I live in a tent. High above the hum and drone. High above the toilet bowl like rim of human noise and suffering. I call myself a ski bum. My X and her Mom just call me bum. No matter. When you are self-unemployed in search of bliss you can be one or Ten Thousand. Ruling small nations in your head. Creating titles and battles that you always win. Except that i dearly love blueberry pie. No matter how clever or developed my backwood skills i cannot make this one simple thing. To enjoy blueberry pie i must drop below the rim and trade plasma for pie. Fair Trade. Simple enough. At least i don't die as do countless others around the world when they trade their blood for their intended dessert. Maybe if i switched to apple pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaag Master View Post
    we like to start the season by remembering friends we have lost and keeping promises that were made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaag Master View Post


    "i'll tell you this...no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

    out here in the perimeter there are no stars.

    out here we is stoned Immaculate."

    Tribe Up...

    'To quote my bro
    "We're not K2. We're a bunch of maggots running one press at full steam building killer fukkin skis and putting smiles on our friends' faces." ' - skifishbum '08

    "Adios Hugh you asshole" - Ghostofcarl '14

    believe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaag Master View Post


    Blueberry Pie

    I live in the mountains. I live in a tent. High above the hum and drone. High above the toilet bowl like rim of human noise and suffering. I call myself a ski bum. My X and her Mom just call me bum. No matter. When you are self-unemployed in search of bliss you can be one or Ten Thousand. Ruling small nations in your head. Creating titles and battles that you always win. Except that i dearly love blueberry pie. No matter how clever or developed my backwood skills i cannot make this one simple thing. To enjoy blueberry pie i must drop below the rim and trade plasma for pie. Fair Trade. Simple enough. At least i don't die as do countless others around the world when they trade their blood for their intended dessert. Maybe if i switched to apple pie?
    And here I thought that was some meditation recording equipment you kept in your tent so you could document your time in Nirvana.

    Is our Slaag Master the last great and true ski bum??? Either way, love ya for who you are, Slaag.

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    "We are tribe." Ha.

    Just because you're a filthy hippy and/or you like to get high on the lift doesn't mean you're a ski bum. It seems that Slaag would disagree with me though; it sounds like he is confusing ski bums for people who instead have a passion for smoking weed but also happen to ski. Well...

    All the true ski bums I have ever known have loved skiing first, nothing else.

    Behold my fluffy goodness, you bastard.

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    all the skibums I know love skiing enough to make sacrifices to allow them to do it daily
    and love it
    plenty of cube monkeies and worker bees love skiing
    just not enough to make the sacrifices
    to do it enough to be worthy of the bum moniker.
    now whether or not you poke smot or to what degree personal heigine plays in that equation is debateable,
    JAH BLESS the tribe and those like slagg who ski to live
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    just to clear things up. i am not a ski bum!!!!! i am a dirtbag ski bum!!!!!! we get exemptions!!!
    this thread is about tribe in all of its varied manifestations!!!!

    here is a great viddy about roots and tribe:

    Kästle Ski Movie "everything's a nail, here's your hammer"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ7v2soqaLs

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    Slaag up, Tribe!

    Slaag fully embodies the requisite principles for ski bum, and with principles to boot. And boot pack.

    The whole point that you have missed Griddler is that the tribe is adept at adapting to adopting all members without prejudice. Smoke pot? Fine. Don't? Fine. Ski bum? Fine. Bum skier? Who the fuck cares?
    Sometimes pride comes after a fall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bl2000 View Post
    Slaag up, Tribe!

    The whole point that you have missed Griddler is that the tribe is adept at adapting to adopting all members without prejudice.
    QFT
    All shapes and sizez

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    all the skibums I know love skiing enough to make sacrifices to allow them to do it daily
    and love it
    plenty of cube monkeies and worker bees love skiing
    just not enough to make the sacrifices
    to do it enough to be worthy of the bum moniker.
    now whether or not you poke smot or to what degree personal heigine plays in that equation is debateable,
    JAH BLESS the tribe and those like slagg who ski to live


    Does 100+ days for the past 15 years count?
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    Joint Pass! BCC Tribe
    http://solitudebrighton.com/

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    Thanks to the Tribe we Stayed at the Bird! Plus Hiked/Skied Alta
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    repost of words by yuromag hicks!!!!

    Did do a write up last year on my approach with the folks abroad I'm sharing turns with as a way to say thanks a ton for still tagging me around .............


    THE OLD BASTARD SKIER'S POEM by Heiko

    The sirens cry 'you're gettin' old'
    At least that is what I've been told
    And although I think that statement is bold
    There are occasions where I just fold

    Now that I get skiing in with young guns
    Who agewise could easily be my sons
    I'm having a hard time keeping up
    Since I sometime feel like an old pup

    But then I just do not give a f**k
    'Cause no skiing with these kids would suck
    However it's gettin' hard on my knees
    squeaking like rusty hinges lacking grease

    Not to mention with all vertebraes aching
    there's no way I can keep up faking
    being still bloody 22 years of age
    and breaking thru any barrier or cage

    The old, worn and crippled back
    just feels like a crushed rotten rack
    with pulse thru the roof, lungs wheezing
    a puke in between sometimes helps easing

    The knees beeing shaky, the legs being toast
    I feel like ending on hell's roast
    therefore some shots of brandy and weed
    keep moral intact and high spirit's feed

    After a long day of suffering pain
    I begin to feel some sort of gain
    resulting in a deep mood of satisfaction
    having survived another day of action

    With a rowdy gang of gals and guys
    who certainly aren't nearly enough wise
    to refrain from recklessly slaying the pow
    and making me look like a lame old crow

    Despite all the wild hogs and gals
    they are an awesome bunch of pals
    who never ever let you down or behind
    which makes them a very special kind

    So all that said I should confess
    without it all life would be a mess
    the lack of fun would bring paranoia
    So thanks to the gang in Slovakia

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    “With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.”
    ― Jarod Kintz

    {insert pic of your favorite mountain here cause tgr ain't working}

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    bless the trolls and snowmakers

    bless the trolls and snowmakers
    the lifties and hosts
    bless the cleaners and cooks
    the bus drivers and servers
    bless the owners and builders
    the mountain ops and greeters
    bless the instructors and students
    the parents and racers
    bless the gate keepers and cat drivers
    the child tenders and owie menders
    bless the mountain and sky
    the pass checkers and sellers
    bless the snow and trees
    the slopes and high tees
    bless the boards and boots
    the duck tape and suits
    bless the winter chill and still
    the power and fury
    bless the full moon and solstice
    the canyon and valley
    bless the life of bliss
    the heart and soul

    rdh

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    Amen, some more.
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    "Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man… sometimes… there’s a man. Aw, I lost my train of thought here…” anyway, you're being very Dude here slaag. Well done, carry on.

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    wow!!!!!! little lebowski is is a major role model for me!!!!! if i could only find that bath robe i could bag maude!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaag Master View Post
    wow!!!!!! little lebowski is is a major role model for me!!!!! if i could only find that bath robe i could bag maude!!!!!
    You can always scam a little 1/2 and 1/2 at the grocery store. ;-)
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Deep View Post
    Does 100+ days for the past 15 years count?
    Yeah. That makes all of the trust-funders and Colony homeowners ski bums. Why, that would make ME a ski bum too! Brilliant.

    I hope that deep down inside you know there's more to it than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsnowjoke View Post
    Yeah. That makes all of the trust-funders and Colony homeowners ski bums. Why, that would make ME a ski bum too! Brilliant.

    I hope that deep down inside you know there's more to it than that.
    Rooting for skilink wouldn't be one of them.

    Mine includes a full time job.
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    quiver shiver

    got skiis to go up
    got skiis to go down
    got skiis in the corner
    got skiis for in town

    got so many skiis
    gettin hard to count
    way beyond my needs
    bills startin to mount

    got skiis that are fat
    got skiis that are thin
    got skiis out back
    got skiis that win

    there are skiis for the ladies
    there are skiis for the kids
    there are skiis made in places
    where you never want to live

    got skiis made of wood
    got skiis made of boo
    got skiis with some fiber
    got skiis named blue

    on skiis for the new school
    topsheet graphics tell a story
    with inspector gadget outfits
    i am the gaper of glory

    got skiis for the powder
    got skiis that carve ice
    got skiis that are louder
    got skiis that play nice

    woke the other night
    with a cold shiver
    for i had drempt
    some tweaker stole my quiver!!!!!!!!


    rdh

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    ive got skis for you there poetically waxin bum bro
    i'll leave a pair og 188 bros in the driveway
    i have better skis for you but only if santa brings enough snow to double the base
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    i dream of tweakers and sfb awakens me with bros!!!!!!! thanks Pat and Dibs!!!!

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