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    It's all a "Weird Trick"

    Try this one weird trick to __________.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie View Post
    Try this one weird trick to __________.
    ...get Advers to post something stupid.

    Wait.....that's no trick.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Chainsaw's just pissed he's the one remaining good driver who isn't using it to save 90% on their car insurance.

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    Really? Mine always says "get free hookers and blow". Must be targeted advertising.
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    ...he's the one remaining good driver ....
    So you admit that I'm a good driver?

    Sweet, sweet vindication.

    I'm a little disappointed that the maggots don't know many weird tricks.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    With youtube, there are no more obscure weird tricks. I remember making $$$ of suckas that didn't think I could break a beer bottle with nothing but my hands.

    I was also tasked with beating Tyson byt drunk retards in college. My room mates would always mention I could beat Tyson and would get egged on to do it. I remember getting roused from bed at 4AM by a people that wouldn't leave me alone until I beat Tyson. Took my like 30 minutes before i could go back to bed. Ughh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    With youtube, there are no more obscure weird tricks. I remember making $$$ of suckas that didn't think I could break a beer bottle with nothing but my hands.
    I thought it was opening a beer bottle with a piece of paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I thought it was opening a beer bottle with a piece of paper.
    That one is so anticlimactic. Breaking a beer bottle in someones kitchen was so much more appealing.
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    I missed that one.

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    There was always opening a wine bottle with your shoe but that was always out of necessity instead of tricking someone.
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    Show us the breaking a bottle with your hands thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Show us the breaking a bottle with your hands thing.
    Liquor stores are closed. Maybe if you can't YouTube it by 7/4 I will post an independence day video of me breaking a bottle.
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    No worries I thought you might have it handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie View Post
    I'm a little disappointed that the maggots don't know many weird tricks.
    I think they're just worried you'll recognize the ones they learned from your mom... You sort of alluded to it over in the annoyance thread...
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    You are boring now.

    Maybe reboot or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    You are boring now.

    Maybe reboot or something.
    Jeez, you can be a whiney little bitch sometimes.. still butthurt over getting schooled huh? If you don't like my posts, put me on ignore.
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    And let the terrorists win?

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    Leave spook out of this...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Hugh Conway sucks
    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
    Quote Originally Posted by rokjoxx View Post
    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Jeez, you can be a whiney little bitch sometimes.. still butthurt over getting schooled huh? If you don't like my posts, put me on ignore.
    this your 12" low-fat frozen yogurt cone?

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