Try this one weird trick to __________.
Try this one weird trick to __________.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
Chainsaw's just pissed he's the one remaining good driver who isn't using it to save 90% on their car insurance.
Really? Mine always says "get free hookers and blow". Must be targeted advertising.
Living vicariously through myself.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
With youtube, there are no more obscure weird tricks. I remember making $$$ of suckas that didn't think I could break a beer bottle with nothing but my hands.
I was also tasked with beating Tyson byt drunk retards in college. My room mates would always mention I could beat Tyson and would get egged on to do it. I remember getting roused from bed at 4AM by a people that wouldn't leave me alone until I beat Tyson. Took my like 30 minutes before i could go back to bed. Ughh.
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I missed that one.
There was always opening a wine bottle with your shoe but that was always out of necessity instead of tricking someone.
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Show us the breaking a bottle with your hands thing.
No worries I thought you might have it handy.
You are boring now.
Maybe reboot or something.
And let the terrorists win?
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