GF didn't get enough sleep last night and now she's all bipolar crying/pain training girl.
Ahhhh relationships, and it only gets better with marriage!
Fucking shoot me.
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Thread: Tired women + PMS = I hate life.
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03-08-2005, 07:55 AM #1
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Tired women + PMS = I hate life.
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03-08-2005, 09:10 AM #2
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Miraculously, I've discovered countless new ways to experience the same misery, but without marriage. I've considered writing a book. At least some memoirs. Following Ice's literary example, I will include lots of drinking.
Originally Posted by likwid
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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03-08-2005, 09:19 AM #3
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She called me earlier to apologize for being psycho.
I'm sure drama will ensue this evening again.
Hooray!
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03-08-2005, 09:33 AM #4
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Ahhh yes, one of my personal favorites.
The question *is* - will you receive another call in a couple hours which ends in you getting hung up on? That's the greatest.We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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03-08-2005, 10:46 AM #5
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I always keep a big bottle of Motrin handy in the house for just such an occasion. Of course, sometimes it's: "No! That's not going to help/work!"
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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03-08-2005, 01:23 PM #6
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trade up.
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03-08-2005, 01:24 PM #7
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Motrin: check Originally Posted by Viva
Bottle of Belvedere: check
I'm all set for when she gets home from work.
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03-08-2005, 01:57 PM #8
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Nip it in the bud. Have a glass of wine at the ready when she gets home. Tell her you know what it's like to be qasleep on your feet. Give her the wine and a shoulder massage. She already feels bad for taking it out on you. Ensure that it doesn't continue and maybe get some in the process.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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03-08-2005, 02:42 PM #9
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Whats with all this mushy shit? I was just gonna slip a roofie in her belvedere and sleep happily. Originally Posted by snow_slider
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03-08-2005, 03:51 PM #10
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Grow a thick skin for a while. It'll only last a couple of days. Get her some evening primrose oil and cod liver oil. Women who are deficient in some fatty acids can suffer more with mood swings during that time. Believe me, it's no fun for us either Originally Posted by likwid
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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03-08-2005, 04:17 PM #11
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I almost thought this was going to turn into a "greasing her up" post, and it did! Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
Grow a thick skin for a while. It'll only last a couple of days. Get her some evening primrose oil and cod liver oil. Women who are deficient in some fatty acids can suffer more with mood swings during that time. Believe me, it's no fun for us either
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03-08-2005, 04:19 PM #12
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03-08-2005, 05:06 PM #13
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I say pullout a package of these out of the freezer, place on counter to thaw, leave a note such as "going to the bar, enjoy your dinner". Ya, that should do the trick.
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03-09-2005, 01:27 PM #14
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I here you man, this month, my g/f had a complete meltdown during her period. We just moved x-country, new job, misses her old friends, not enough new friends, etc... I've been taking it on the chin all week. That and no snow is enough to make me freak out. sorry, shit flows downhill.
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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03-10-2005, 09:48 AM #15
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Dude, your shit flows?!? Originally Posted by powder11
I recommend less fiber in your diet.Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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03-11-2005, 10:46 PM #16
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My period, my enemy.
hint: There's nothing better than coming home to some flowers, candles and a hot bath.
Good luck!
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03-11-2005, 11:10 PM #17
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Never had a period myself. But, I have had periods in my life where I wish I wasn't in her life. Why is it that some (please note the use of some rather than all) women use their period as a weapon, an excuse for being totally fucking rotten. Having been with the same woman for eighteen years now, I know she has her moments, but her claws never come out.
You'll both live to tell the tale.
When all else fails, go for the roofie.A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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03-14-2005, 11:17 AM #18
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Look on the bright side, she could miss her period for 9 months, and THEN you'd see some shit that makes these piddly mood swings seem like a carnival ride. You are still an amature. It goes something like this: You:
Her: 
You: 
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"
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03-14-2005, 03:50 PM #19
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Originally Posted by Arnold Babar
Look on the bright side, she could miss her period for 9 months, and THEN you'd see some shit that makes these piddly mood swings seem like a carnival ride. You are still an amature. It goes something like this: You: Her: You: 
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