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Thread: Time for a little honesty!

  1. 03-07-2005, 12:40 AM #1
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    Smile Time for a little honesty!

    I know I've been a bit of an asshole since I joined the board, but I'd like to apologize. I was a little uptight because SFPD's animal control officers were all over me about my little sheep collection. Word's like "illegal", and "obscene", and "gross criminal misconduct" were bandied about. Anyway, things were pretty tense there for awhile. That's why I was all instead of all . But now that things are worked out I'm all . Hooray for San Francisco's support of ALL kinds of "alternative lifestyles."
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  2. 03-07-2005, 12:46 AM #2
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    Lame.

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  3. 03-07-2005, 01:11 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc
    La-a-a-a-a-a-a-ame.
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  4. 03-07-2005, 07:01 AM #4
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    I think there's a new board for you, it's called Newschoolers.com

    you should check it out

    though, they might be too sophisticated for you over there, champ

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    I LOL'ed at "That's why I was all instead of all But now that things are worked out I'm all "

    Excelent smiley steeze alias dude.
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  6. 03-07-2005, 12:26 PM #6
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    Did you ever try the hip boot technique for sheep bangin'? I've heard good things about putting a pair of hip boots on, throwing the sheeps two back legs inside each of your hip boots, unzipping your fly, putting your hands behind your head, and going to town. Let me know how it works out!
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    These aliases suck.
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  8. 03-07-2005, 12:34 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    These aliases suck.
    Shouldn't you be jibbing?
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  9. 03-07-2005, 12:35 PM #9
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    72Twenty? That's my guess.
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  10. 03-07-2005, 12:56 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    Shouldn't you be jibbing?
    Shouldn't you be working?
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  11. 03-07-2005, 12:59 PM #11
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  12. 03-07-2005, 01:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    These aliases suck.
    Yeah....get a good alias like phUnk's.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    Shouldn't you be jibbing?
    I feel gay when I look at your avatar. Phew...I needed to get that off my chest for a while now. Nothing against you personally or anything because, well, I don't know you but, God that avatar is gay. Is that Morissey? Or just some other random homo?
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  15. 03-07-2005, 01:50 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck
    I feel gay when I look at your avatar. Phew...I needed to get that off my chest for a while now.
    Does it bother you when you feel gay?

    And phUnk, I used that shit on you last year. Get original, gangsta.
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  16. 03-07-2005, 01:52 PM #16
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    yes, Quite a bit. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    That<== being the whole gay thing.
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  17. 03-07-2005, 01:55 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    72Twenty? That's my guess.
    Nope. Not me. Just got back from Targhee, though, where the snow was about as good as this thread. I couldn't believe the bare spots in the trees.
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  18. 03-07-2005, 01:57 PM #18
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    Memorandum

    From: Donald Trump
    To: The creator of the lame squaw ma-a-a-a-a-n alias
    Cc: The Referee
    Date: March 7, 2005
    Re: You suck.

    YOU'RE FIRED.
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  19. 03-07-2005, 02:11 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald Trump
    Memorandum

    From: Donald Trump
    To: The creator of the lame squaw ma-a-a-a-a-n alias
    Cc: The Referee
    Date: March 7, 2005
    Re: You suck.

    YOU'RE FIRED.
    You've only fired 11 people since November?
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  20. 03-07-2005, 02:34 PM #20
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    Donald Trump = no longer the lamest Alias.
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  21. 03-07-2005, 03:20 PM #21
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    using a combonation of clever smiley work and MS Paint skillz, that alias has earned my approval, and in the spirit of aliases that have made me laugh due to overly stoopid imagery

    i summon IL EAGLE to this thread
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  23. 03-08-2005, 02:48 PM #23
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    With the use of http://www.arin.net/ you can sometimes find out which faggot posted lame shit that was not funny at all and expose them for the loser that they are. Who is bored?
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  24. 03-08-2005, 02:50 PM #24
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    nice, someone lamer than me
    cause i said i would
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  25. 03-08-2005, 03:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steezus Christ
    With the use of http://www.arin.net/ you can sometimes find out which faggot posted lame shit that was not funny at all and expose them for the loser that they are. Who is bored?
    How do you propose to get their IP address?
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