The Backcountry Just Got Weird

[DeathVan]

Next thing you'll be saying he was black, too.

Now that would be weird.
-It would also be peculiar if he were Jewish, as they have Chosen not to live out here

nothing wrong with it.
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I agree, just different, very different

You should have challenged her/him to a ...



... Drag race.

Zing!
I love it

to much time on the rock.... Hows the snow holding up down there?

Snows holding really well this year, but starting to rot out underneath, making some of the more exposed lines a bit sketchy.
-I'm going up today after work for some meadow skipping on Pyramid, fwiw

I was high on mushrooms once while walking a hiking trail near town (bozeman) with some friends. I stayed behind to take a piss, kinda just ended up tripping out and staring off into space with my dick in my hand for a while, till I hear a noise and look up, woman walking her dog with a look of horror on her face looking at me. Ahh, shit, took me a few seconds to realize my cock was still in my hand. I think she thought I was rubbing one out.

Also, after climbing and skiing conundrum and castle peaks in co with addimen and doumal from here, when we finished skiing and were switching back to hiking boots, putting the skis on the pack for the walk out, I took off my ski pants. Of course, I had board shorts on underneath, so I wasn't naked. Feeling the wind on my sweaty legs, newly free of their gore tex prison, I loudly proclaimed, damn, that feels great. Doumal promptly excused himself and started heading down the trail. I looked down and realized that the last time I had taken a piss, while I remembered to zip up the fly of my ski pants (which were now off) I must of forgotten to zip up the fly of the board shorts as well, so upon taking off my ski pants, my junk was now sorta half hanging out. I had also loudly proclaimed how good it felt. Doumal ran off but me and andy laughed about it once i got my shit properly stowed.

I guess I'm the BC wierdo.

Haha!
That's what I'm talking about

I wish this was a bullshit story, but it's 100% true.
-but I have been out here for too long...and that's not changing anytime soon

[splat]

How come no guys (including myself) never have the balls to do the Crocodile Dundee check on trannies?

Now that would have been a tr. Or something....