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Thread: Don't make funny faces at the Chimps in the Zoo

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    Don't make funny faces at the Chimps in the Zoo

    They might get pissed and eat your face off.

    Damn monkeys.
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=550593
    Last edited by Clack; 03-04-2005 at 01:12 PM.

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    Who cares about his face...

    St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.
    Of course, he was 64, probably didn't have much use for the boys anymore....
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    The chimp managed to SEVERE his foot? This chimp must be on steroids... which would explain the severed testicles... he wanted to replace his own tiny balls.

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    Chimps are fckn mean creatures! No wonder man turned out as we did...

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