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    Kiddos

    In light of shit sandwich's thread and buzz's recent baby-making TR, what is it that's making me want to nest? Is it the Spring air? Perhaps the daffodils coming up. Can someone please hit my biological clock with a sledgehammer? Thank you, this ends my pointless estrogen fueled post.

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    For cryin' out loud irul, I'm not a Mormon! Can't we just start with one?

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    You could just keep practicing . Maybe that will ease the 'clock thingy'.

    Kids scare me. Not cus they're scary 0k, maybe just a little bit but having them and the responsibility is freaky. Being an uncle is much easier.
    Recently overheard: "Hey Ralph, what were you drinking that time that you set your face on fire?"

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    Paging Scoober.... you're gonna get some....
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    Is it the Spring air?
    Yep, 5 months of continuous spring air will do it every time.

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    Being an aunt would be all fine and well, but that's knowing full well that my type-A, anal retentive brother, who is my only sibling, would be the parent. Seeing as though he can't even handle taking care of my parents' fully trained Guide Dog, I don't forsee myself becoming an aunt anytime soon.

    I was in Target today and found myself ooooing and aahhing all over a 3 week old baby boy. WTF?

    Practicing is good.

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    Geoff, you are HILARIOUS!

    Aren't kids a direct reflection of how well they've been parented? That guy should've strapped up.

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